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Choad Monster

This is a huge hairy monster that eats people who are called "choads" they also like to feed on "choad warriors". These monsters have been around for hundreds of years. More and more variations of choad are being created everyday. The newest type of choad that has been seen is the Salmon Choad. The Choad monster has taken a great liking to attacking and eating this particular type of choad. The only thing that can stop a Choad Monster is an elite group of three mammoth cats, they are called G-Unit, Panther and Blackie. Hopefully one day they will bring down the Choad monster and all choads on earth shall be safe to live in peace.
"Ah it's the Choad monster run!!!!!!!!"
by Crazy McMental May 28, 2006
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choad

A large, well defined turd with intestine lines and pieces of undigested peanuts.
Tyrone and Takeshia got out of the swimming pool fast when a large choad floated by.
by Richard Black March 11, 2005
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Choad

A word used to describe a short fat penis. The penis in question is wider than it is long.
Ian struggled to suck Keiran's choad.
by Ewany May 23, 2008
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Chapa

Chapa is the Spanish version of "shawty" it pretty much means the same thing. Its "chaparrita" but shortened which in Spanish means short girl, kinda like a nickname for ur daughter or loved one. Chapa is a name for ur bottom bitch or even a sexy broad walking down the street. This term is commonly used among the Mexican-Americans, Whitexican-Americans, Blackxican-Americans and others that live around the brown people in the west and south side of Phoenix.
bottom bitch: ayee cariño, what you want me to cook up before you come from work today?

pimpin: damn chapa, you, some strawberry's and some whipped cream sounds good to me.

bottom bitch: ay papi, you sure know how to get a bitch wet.
by j zilla da gift June 15, 2012
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choad

a word used on an internet message board to slander it's creators. The word however is used to describe the overall douchebaggedness of the individual who called them that in the first place. Thus making the definition of choad, actually kyle. So a kyle is a choad, and a choad is a kyle.
The Jakes are choads, for not putting up my threadless submission. I sent them an e-mail, but the choads never replied. Because they are after all, a bunch of non-replying choads.
by tacosaurus July 19, 2004
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Choad

1. Abnormally small and limp male genetelia.

2. Person who is small and insignificant and generally annoying.
1. "Rich get off me with that choad," shreaked Yolanda.

2. Rich, stop being such a choad.
by seedyburner July 18, 2005
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choad face

A choad face is a nasty word which basically describe a stupid guy. Just imagine what a choad face would be :p
Hey man, gimme your shoes i like them
Yeah, fuck off you choad face!
by Thib August 31, 2006
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