code magic

A made up little cheat system created by some fag by the name of IDOT.

People should tell little kids about how hacking is done on a COMPUTER.

by 1337 Fork August 26, 2005

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spaghetti code

The product of when some ignorant, over-confident fuckface writes in a hundred lines what you could write in a simple switch statement. This will undoubtedly include unneeded procedures and/or functions, unnecessary global variables, and unnecessarily abstracted include files. The purpose is to stroke the already inflated ego of said limp-dick programmer. And the result is that after management gets a clue and fires this jackass, you become the poor bastard who has to debug this pile of shit when it inevitably breaks down.

Security guard: What are you still doing here. It's seven o'clock. Shouldn't you be at home with your wife?

poor bastard: I'm still trying to figure out what the fuck Hank was trying to accomplish in this spaghetti code.

by Mark VZ December 13, 2006

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myspace code

A phrase used by non-geeks, which, when translated means HTML and CSS.

Britney: Hey Berners, you're good with computers and that, right?
Berners-Lee: Yeah.
Britney: Do you know any myspace codes? I'm a bit confused.
Berners-Lee: You mean HTML and CSS?
Britney: Huh?

by Gordon Hanzmann-Johnson April 15, 2008

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Code Red

A person that one might strongly want to avoid.

Rosalind- "...yeah totally, same"

*dude that Rosalind hates walks in*

Emily- "oh shiz! CODE RED CODE RED CODE RED!!!"

by Goodemilyegg November 24, 2013

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Friend Code

The formerly unwritten rule that you don't date, hit on, hook up with or do your friend's ex boyfriends/girlfriends...

CiCi: Did you know that Bee hooked up with P's ex last night?

Lulu: WTF? That completely violates friend code.

by WoobieGee October 7, 2008

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no code

A top Pearl Jam album

Woah. Track 7 on No Code is killer.

by Patch September 16, 2003

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code by candlelight

Programming through the night to finish a project.

The phrase can also be used to make light of outdated programming practices.

1. We'll just work on it all night until we finish. It'll be fun - we'll code by candlelight, like they did in the olden days.

2. Damn... QBasic? Was this coded by candlelight? Did you have to carve it in a stone tablet?

by progamer124 February 9, 2006

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