weed Castro

Someone who is hoarding the joint in a smoking circle

pass it down already, weed Castro!

by andreud November 22, 2010

Louis Castor

When a person thinks they have lots of friends when they really have none.

Wow that guy is another Louis Castor

by Spookyboobies September 21, 2013

castro

a big hot guy that seems cool at first, but afterwards you find out hes a complete FREAK and he cant figure out his "emotions" which are most likely do to the steroids he pumps into his ass.

beware, lades, of the castro. for he is devestatingly handsome, then once youre lured in, hes not a manly man, but an emotional physco path! run!

-"so i went on a date with the hottest and buffest guy everrrrr and he broke down and started being a little bitch over nothing!"

-"shit girl, you got yourself a castro."

by hofasho January 14, 2009

Sneaky Castro

A sexual act in which the man inserts a Havana(or other type of Cigar) into the vagina of his female partner. He then smokes the cigar while blowing the smoke into his partners orafice. AKA Bill Clinton

Monica lunsky i did not inhale the sneaky castro.

by Jmann November 5, 2006

Castroed

To take over an internet forum and replace the original intent of the group. Usually a myspace group infested with trolls who systematically spam and flame original members of the group causing them to leave and or become butthurt.
The word "castroed" comes from the rebellious revolutionarry leader Fidel Castro who overthrew the Cuban government.

Ha! your group just got castroed!

by Yuckothetroll December 19, 2008

Castro

The cumbrian term given to a useless teacher. Often teaches in a seconday school where she gets the total piss taken out of her, Most Castros tend to need a bra to hold in their nipple erections.

Boy#1: OMG did you see that nipple!?
Boy#2: Yeah she must be a total castro.

by Professor Alex Taylor July 6, 2009

Casio deep

the act of fisting a person until your wrist watch becomes the marker at which penetration ceases.

Hey bob, mind if i go casio deep into your girlfriend?

by deepman July 6, 2010