by Kkoofy March 13, 2020
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Get the Carson Eli Bear mug.A reference to the death of the frontman of the fictional band Insert Dumbass Name Here, Thomas Carson, who died via an overdose when he shot up ketamine in an abandoned house.
Person One: Shit bro, my homie died.
Person Two: How'd it happen?
Person One: Overdose.
Person Two: Heh. Crackhouse Carson.
Person Two: How'd it happen?
Person One: Overdose.
Person Two: Heh. Crackhouse Carson.
by Wilbertothy3 December 22, 2022
Get the Crackhouse Carson mug.When you are sucking multiple penises at one time, and then everyone then ejaculates inside your nose.
Wayne- “when I was at camp they pulled a Carson Johnson on me”
Chuck- “oh shit did they ejaculate in your nose”
Wayne- “they pulled the CJ special and did it in my ears as well”
Chuck- “oh shit did they ejaculate in your nose”
Wayne- “they pulled the CJ special and did it in my ears as well”
by anonymous April 23, 2024
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Get the Carson mug.Carson Q. Is A Gamer Guy Who is A total Hottie. Usually He is Playing With His Homies On Console So If Your Trying to text him while hes playing Dont Because He wont Give a Shit About you ,Trust me. Carson Is A Total Flirt But he May Reject it when you do it back , If your friends with Him Then You are really lucky but you better do your part to keep him happy as well... But if your His GirlFriend Then Its totally Different.
1.Dont buy him Things He doesnt like you to
2.Let him Be touchy Dont Push Him Away (Dont think dirty- Let him Hug You hold hand Etc.)
3.Just Text The Guy no matter what your doing because he may be scared to tell you how he feels
4. his ex Is a slut so Watch out for that Hoe
5.Dont ignore neither not hang out with him Atleast walk next to him if he doesnt talk to you
Carson Can Be a really Nice guy But dont expect him to give you That much attention if he doesnt text you in 10 minutes that Means F off (Sometimes)
Carson is a really nice guy Trust me He is Caring (Hot) Tall And Super Funny If you meet him Dont miss out :
(Ps If your a latina Watch out for your ass He might Claim It)
1.Dont buy him Things He doesnt like you to
2.Let him Be touchy Dont Push Him Away (Dont think dirty- Let him Hug You hold hand Etc.)
3.Just Text The Guy no matter what your doing because he may be scared to tell you how he feels
4. his ex Is a slut so Watch out for that Hoe
5.Dont ignore neither not hang out with him Atleast walk next to him if he doesnt talk to you
Carson Can Be a really Nice guy But dont expect him to give you That much attention if he doesnt text you in 10 minutes that Means F off (Sometimes)
Carson is a really nice guy Trust me He is Caring (Hot) Tall And Super Funny If you meet him Dont miss out :
(Ps If your a latina Watch out for your ass He might Claim It)
by littleAsianKid December 8, 2019
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