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carson kressly 

one of the gay guys from queer eye from the straight guy who graduated from northwestern lehigh and randomly shows up one day in our hallways visiting his old teachers... with some cameraman supposedly fliming a thing for tv to make northwestern a better school
gay guy = carson kressly
carson kressly by cristin February 8, 2005
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carson-newman university 

a small shitty school in Jefferson, City TN. 70% of the students are athletes. 10% are nursing students. other 20% are kids from Knoxville that are too scared to go to UT.
The students that go to carson-newman university are like the home-schooled kids in high school.

Carson Jute 

A epic gamer and capri sun addict notorious for drinking gamer girl pee and selling it on the black market.
"i dont want my son to be a carson Jute"
Carson Jute by Poke51Padre March 22, 2019

carson king 

this bitch is mother fucking dope as hell and is the hand of fucking god has a huge ass penis and gets all the girls
carson king is dope as hell.

Carson Daly 

I would really hate 2 have his fucking job. You have to hang out with people you can't stand, and the guy's supposed to be all punk? Bullshit.
1. He has 2 hang out with Good Charlotte. Enough said.
Carson Daly by dark soul March 17, 2004

Carson Palmer 

An NFL quarterback who plays for the Cincinnati Bengals and has potential to be one of the greatest, if not the greatest, in history. His ACL and MCL were torn on his first ever pass attempt in the playoffs. He will be back sometime in 2006 to kick the Steelers' asses.
{empty set} > Carson Palmer > Peyton Manning > Tom Brady > Michael Vick
Carson Palmer by Weezer Ohio April 26, 2006

Carson Dials 

All around dick nugget loves to have fun with friends. Has a good personality and a huge dick. Loves fuckin da hoes and eatin good pussy. If you piss him off he’lol scuolve you in the taint. He likes to say nigger and beats off 3 to 4 times a day. Funny as hell and has good memes but is sensitive when it comes to girls. This nigga loves sweetarts and hitting da juul. He beat beat beats the fuck out of his dick. He is an all around chode lickin ass fuckin nigger dick suckin faggot.
I love Carson Dials that chode ass nigga beatin dick scuolvin cunt lickin fuck faced faggot
Carson Dials by chodebitch555 September 29, 2019