failboat captain

A person who leads an effort doomed by its own stupidity and innability.

Some failboat captains and an honorable mention.

Arthur Anderson was the biggest failboat captain of modern times.
Many of the Roman Emperors. (Think: instead of, I will not negotiate with terrorists, think: Non spectabo cum tribus, or I will not meet with tribes.)
Adolf Hittler. (He was high too, maybe that got him promoted from ensign.)
George Bush narrowly avoid the title because America somehow survived.

by Montantanto January 28, 2009

Captain of the Carpet Ship

A title bestowed upon one who is drunk and passed out on the floor, like they are piloting the carpet.

Shit, man! You were Captain of the Carpet Ship last night.

by Dr. Badwrench September 22, 2006

captain ahab

A person who has a particular affection for large white women. Referencing Melvill's novel Moby Dick.

My friend Tyrone is a huge Captain Ahab. He hangs out around Jenny Craig on Friday nights.

by Hovdaholic June 22, 2007

Captain EO

A 3D film that was played in every Disneyland across the world. The show was usually located in Tomorrow land. It was a spaceopera that many fans enjoyed. The running span started in September 1986 and was removed during the child molestation allegations in July 1994. The film is about a Young Michael Jackson who plays as "Captain EO" with wild space crew. Space crew consisted of Fuzzball (that little squirrel looking butterfly thing) double headed pilot Idee and odee, Robotic Officer Major domo and also minor domo. And last but not least the clumsy elephant Hooter who always manages to miss things up for the crews missions.

The crew is looking for a beacon until they were chased by some enemy fighters. To make a long story short they are there to convert an evil princess into a sweet beautiful princess which they successfully accomplish by the end of the short film. It was an awesome film that I always hoped would one day go to video but never did. On top of that no soundtrack was released by the songs were later placed on one of Michael Jacksons compilations. We will miss you and your work Michael Jackson may you always be revered as the greatest artist of all time.

oh shit fucking Michael Jackon in a wanna be thriller space opera called Captain EO with a fuzzy 3d ball that has butterfly wings, oh shit I love this film!

by Mr.Pash June 28, 2009

captain save a ho

Any guy who does anything for pussy even if it's futile. Major ass kissers who is real sissified.

-ho: can you go by me a new computer babe. It only costs 1500 dollars.

-captain save a ho: sure baby you're not giving me any but I hope you will love me If I by it for you.

-ho: sucker

by captain slap a ho March 31, 2010

Captain Anarchy

1. Someone who think they own the "Punk Scene" but really is a poser.
2. Sweet song by Anti-Flag a punk band.

1. Man that poser thinks he's Captain Anarchy.

2. Lets go to random peoples houses singing "Captain Anarchy"

by Raven January 1, 2003

Captain Zip

Urban film-maker in London. Famous for his Super-8 films of 70s and 80s punks, and more recent works exploring the world of BDSM. Captain Zip still makes all his work in Super-8 cine film, although a number of his works have been transferred onto video for storage in the archives of the British Film Insitute.

The quiet guy with the cine camera is Captain Zip

by Uncle Whippity December 24, 2003