callum cunter

A dick head with a life

Eat my callum cunter bro

by John foot fungus bob jeff June 15, 2020

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Calumet

another name for peace pipe,

City south of Chicago

Calumet Park
Calumet City, Illinois

Hon, have you seen my peace pipe?

I think your boss took it.

Saints, tells boss to give her back her peace pipe.

by Saints September 22, 2003

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enhance your calm

Telling someone who is visibly upset to relax or chill out.

Suzie comes running in the bedroom and finds her husband Keith making passionate love to Sheryl. She starts to go ballistic yelling and screeming. Keith jumps to his feet and yells at her "enhance your calm".

by maka69 May 29, 2011

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Callum

Callum is the biggest clunge magnet that there ever was and his favourite catchphrase is "One in the pink two in the stink".

Guy 1: "did you see that callum getting all the pussy last night"
Guy 2: "Yeah what an absolute clunge magnet"

by Calpol6969 May 12, 2014

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Keep Calm and Chive On

A saying commonly used by frequent visitors to the website the Chive. Chivers, as they're commonly referred to, are known for their worship of actor Bill Murray, pictures of cats, and soft pornography. Keep Calm Chive On is usually abbreviated to KCCO.

"Did you get your shirt from the Chive that says 'Keep Calm and Chive On' yet?

"No, because they're always fucking sold out."

by Kiki X. Grammarstone August 27, 2013

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