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calhan

Small town east of colorado springs in Colorado. It has less than 1,000 people and the nightlife is virtulally non-existant, with only one bar. the local youth spend their time at the town's bowling alley.
there is NO reason to live there...
by cali_playa December 12, 2004
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caliang

by UrbanLegend.Bkid October 21, 2009
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Caelan

like the male version but for them females who have the great fortune of being named caelan. as a female named caelan, everything is true, for the most part. but instead of huge cocks we have big asses and curvaceous bodies. usually not straight whether that be bi, pan, or full on gay.. you got it whether u admit to it or not. we have double digit body counts too. jk thats a lie. its only 9.
caelan is such a whore but i would kill to be her.
by c-swizzleswifty April 18, 2021
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calling corporate

Usually said by a “Karen” who wants to appear right and authoritative in a situation. It is usually stated by someone who doesn’t work for the company that is being threatened.
Customer: l don’t have to wear a mask; I have a doctor’s excuse.

Clerk: I’m sorry, but I can’t serve you if you don’t have on a mask. It’s company policy.

Customer: Well, I’m calling corporate!

Mike: Hey Ken. What are you doing?
Ken: I’m just weeding my garden.

Mike: You know that’s against our HOA rules.

Ken: No, it isn’t…I’m just pulling out the weeds.

Mike: Well, I’m calling corporate.

Did you hear that crazy neighbor say that she was calling corporate because I was turning on my porch light before it got dark?

Man, if you throw that cigarette butt in the street, someone may call corporate.
by RaineyL January 5, 2022
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panty calling card

Where a woman writes on one of her panties with a marker her phone number and a note saying that they would like to meet any man that finds them ect. and then place them where they think some man will find them.
John just found a panty calling card.
by Deep blue 2012 September 28, 2009
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Calling in the reserves

When just been dumped or let down by a gal/guy, to call up an old friend or ex who desperately fancies you, so you can get your hole.
Guy 1.Hey, I just heard the bad news. Sorry man.

Guy 2.Ah, it's ok...better call in the reserves though. what's Dawn's number again?
by Biafra J July 11, 2004
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calcanis

A last name of the ultimate greek family. Descendant of the actual spartans from Sparta, Greece. Also greek for ankle bone.
look its calcanis... hes a spartan.
by Josh Calcanis March 7, 2008
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