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Creed

1. (Band)A Really shitty 90's rock band. Although everyone listened to their music back then, no one would ever admit it now. Scott Stapp made a deal with Satan and started a band for "Teh Lulz" and even managed to troll God. God was so butthurt over being tricked into listening to their shitty music because they cited him as their inspiration, that He decided to smite them thus, causing their inevitable breakup. Their easily forgettable lyrics are now destined to float somewhere in space where even extra terrestrials would fear coming to earth because of the remote chance that they might come across the scatological remains of whatever Scott Stapp last sang.

2(Guys name) Creed's are really cool guys to hang out with. They are laid back, and often pascifist in most regards. They are popular with the ladies and will have many memorable quotes and inside jokes with many of them. Ironically, they are also very knowledgeable about music but if at some point you mention their name and it's similarities to that of the shitty 90's rock band they will proceed to gouge out your eyes with their dick and skullfuck you.
Bob:Has anyone seen Creed?

John: You mean that Shitty band?

Bob: No, I mean that Cool motherfucker who can psychically deflower chicks with his vast knowledge of all that is music. This guy would kick their asses.

John: Oh, um... I think he went for a quickie with that hot chick in the bathroom.
by CincoDeMayonaise October 7, 2010
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Creedy

One hell of a chick that love a good night out. Is always surrounded by mobs of people as she knows how to make every situation spectacular!
Its going to be a creedy night out.
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Crape

The correct spelling of the word crap. Even though most people spell this word without the 'E', it is, in fact spelled "Crape" and people who spell it without the 'E' suck.
"I feel like crape"

"Don't you mean crap?"

"No, crape"
by Anonymous September 10, 2004
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cree

the most spectacular word known to man.
its origin comes from a 10 year old boy in the West of Australia.

You may use the word to insult or complement or to act excited, disappointed, happy sad, anything you want.

more uses than the f-word.
shutup cree!

Man you are such a cree! i love you!

oh cree...

YESH CREE!

awww creeeee...

omgomgomg i just passed my test! CREE!
by omglolzombie June 19, 2008
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Crape

Cry-Rape.
When you get trapped by someone crying at you. And you don't want it. You really don't want it. Please. Stop.
Yep, I was brutally craped.
by Peter Taylor1234 October 21, 2010
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crapezoid

An adjective to describe an odd-looking poo.
Matt - Wow, I just dropped an epic deuce! It was a real crapezoid!
Mary - Nasty!
by Murphy Somerset August 27, 2011
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credence

a person with a complete jarhead hair cut
dude credence has the sickest jarhead
by phil james January 10, 2012
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