When an indoor
cat runs around the house, knocking things over and going completely crazy for no reason. Usually takes place in the middle of the night when the people it owns are trying to sleep.
The only explanation for this behavior is that the
cat is on crack. Just like people who are on crack, the
cat behaves erratically .
I didn't sleep very well last night because Swiffer and Clorox were running
crack laps around the house. I woke up to find where they had knocked over my DVD rack. That must have been the
loud crash I heard.