colon queue-jumper

A completely unwarrented and unexpected arrival in you back passage during a quiet fart.

Laundry maid: "sir there appears to be a spot of shit in your briefs"

Master: "oh that, thats just a troublesome colon queue-jumper that got the jump on me as I was waiting for comunian"

by Mothers Secret Lover February 10, 2022

colon three

colon three = :3

"colon three"
":3"

by laify :3 January 24, 2024

colon hair

The hair that surrounds the ring of your colon.

When Jonathan"s ass itched he said "My colon hair is tickling my butthole."

by Christywood90 July 24, 2024

Colonize

To take/grab/use

"I'm gonna colonize this chair"

by Random Hater of Peach Pudding November 2, 2024

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by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 3, 2025

Basildon Colon

This describes the condition of one's colon after visiting an 'all you can eat' carvery.

If Mark Francois wants to come with me to a Toby Carvery, he too can experience a Basildon Colon.

by Reefknot January 27, 2020

Colonizer

Colonizer is a descriptive term for someone who believes in and perpetuates ideas that separate us from each other, nature, our people, etc or actively push ideologies that harm BIPOC.

It is not exclusive to one group of people; however, it certainly describes a portion of people that benefit from white supremacy—an element of colonization.

No, “colonizer” is not a slur or derogatory term.

So if that term bothers you, it’s probably describing you.

Person1: Native Genocide wasn’t that bad, they were fighting each other before we got here.
Person2: Colonizers did worse to natives than natives ever did to each other and still do with their harmful ideologies.
Person1: pshhhh whatever quit with your victim complex

Person2: Good job colonizer for proving my point

by Dicksucker Golden91623 August 3, 2024