COB

Cousins Of Beauty; Two adolescent female cousins who think they are beautiful, so they flaunt their beauty; usually pose for pictures in the exact same way for unknown reasons.

example:

Passersby #1: "Who do those two kids think they are? They are doing modeling poses next to a major intersection!!!"

Passersby #2: "What do you think, Kyle? They are COB's!"

by Funsarah January 2, 2009

Cob-Smacked

What happens when an unsuspecting individual unknowingly walks into a Web of Cob.

My neighbor came over for a visit during the Hallo’s of Ween, and was immediately Cob-Smacked.

by Horizonogre November 9, 2019

Husk The Cob

An adjective for “jacking off.”

Hey imma head out, gotta go husk the cob, and throw a load of laundry in the dryer.

by MattyB69 November 2, 2018

cob toter

Someone who is unsophisticated, grew up in a rural area or on a farm

Journalists were prone to call the Congressman a cob toter when he gave off the cuff speeches.

by two headed turtle January 25, 2011

cob

hairstyle: a cross between a crop and a bob. can also be called a crob.

"I've just had a cob."

"I've just been cobbed."

"Wow. I love your new cob. It really suits you."

by cobber May 14, 2013

bread cob

A colloquial term for a bread roll, used commonly in the East Midlands region of England.

Make me a bread cob. With strawberry jam. If you give me raspberry jam, I'll hang you from a tree by your intestines, sandwich slave.

by Hobo107 January 25, 2015

Cob Cannon

A upgrade plant in the tower defence game "Plants vs. Zombies" that requires two Kernel-pults in order to plant, plus it can be used to fire explosive corn cobs to deal colossal damage to zombies.

"I survived 30 flags worth with my Cob Cannon strategy."

by TestUser999 December 17, 2021