Cleveland Browns

An insignificant team from the insignificant town of Cleveland, Ohio whose only tradition is losing. The fans think they are rivals with the Bengals and the Steelers. But their team is so god-awful that nobody even cares about them. Cincy is concerned with Pittsburgh, and Pittsburgh is concerned with Baltimore. What's a rivalry when you know who's going to lose? HINT: Cleveland

Browns Fan: "I love my Cleveland Browns, and I can't wait for the Steeler's game. I hate them!!!"

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Steelers Fan: "Haha, that's cute. When do we play the Ravens?"

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Browns Fan: "I hate the Bungles, lets go Browns."

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BengalsFan: "Fuck Shittsburgh!! Wait did you say something?"

by browns who? September 28, 2013

Cleveland hot waffle

The act of shitting on a women’s chest and then smacking the pile of shit with a tennis racket

The bitch got out of control, so I gave her a good ‘ol Cleveland hot waffle to shut her up

by Funnygirlincanada March 31, 2019

Cleveland Streamer

The process of shitting liquids onto your partner's chest and then proceeding to perform sexual intercourse with their chest.

"I heard Lindsay Lohan got a Cleveland Streamer from Arnold Schwarzenegger."

by VaginaSpiders August 8, 2014

cleveland steamers

Oh, come on. You all know it's when you take a shit on a girls chest and slide it around.

You know what would be funny? If they made a sports team called the Cleveland Steamers.

by TenInchPlaya August 21, 2006

Cleveland Coconut

Get a coconut and have the girl break it open for you. Have the girl jerk your dick off with one hand, while one finger on the other hand is just chilling in your asshole. You then jizz into the coconut water (Keep in mind she is fingering your asshole the whole time). After jizzing into the coconut water, she puts the finger that was in your asshole in the coconut, mixes the coconut water and jizz with her shitty finger, and then drinks the coconut water.

Noah, how is your new girlfriend?

She is really good. She gave me a Cleveland Coconut behind the Arby's.

Man, that's super sweet!

She also let me Butter Munch her!

No way! Is that it?

Afterwards, she watched me and Matt rejerkulate behind the Arby's

by All Hail King Mathyall December 29, 2013

Cleveland Meatspin

A very kinky and hardcore sexual position. This position is reccomended for advanced meatspinners. This is the act of meatspinning and having your partner crap all over your cock. Also goes by the name of fudge packing or chocolate dip. Search meatspin for the definition.

Andrew's in his room giving Gavin a cleveland meatspin!

by shanamcgrada December 25, 2009

cleveland cross-dresser

the act of putting on some ones elses pants just to defecate in them without there knowledge and laugh when they put them on

ricky pissed me off so i gave him a cleveland cross-dresser

by rev bryan November 25, 2009