Clownin Party

The opposite of a Rainbow Party. To pull off this party 5-500 women of all ages, 18+, would put on different colors of lip stick, paint, what ever you got in between their legs and then a bunch of people would proceed to practice the art of cunninlynguist in hopes to end up with a face full of color by the end of the night. The king clown would be the one with the most colored face that resembles the classic painted clown face. This can only happen at a place deemed Clown Town and no artificial products like the Clown Town 4000 with 200 TPM (Tongues per minute) may be used.

Dude, as soon as I got to clown town last night the clownin party was happenin. By the end of the night I was King Clown with the red blush spots and everything!

by ClowninKing December 21, 2008

Circus Clown

A Tim Hortons employee who is heavily concealed behind vast amounts of makeup, gothic eyeliner and porn starlet red lipstick creating the appearance of a clown behind the counter.

Also known as a "CC"

Man check out CC tonight yo......that Circus Clown could juggle balls off that ass son. Shes got that hair of hers all balled up like a bozo the clown wig under that hair net.

by T-DawG November 22, 2004

clown

the most evil and revolting creatures ever to be placed on this foul wretched earth.

oh my god a clown is going to eat me (not like that you sick fucks)

by Fieldy November 28, 2003

clown car

noun: a vagina that has had numerous children birthed from it.

She has had 5 kids in 7 years. She has to be sportin' a clown car between her legs.

by halize March 31, 2006

clown crew

Any professional team that is overpaid and underperforming

The Kansas City Chiefs, Oakland Raiders, New York Knicks, New York Yankees are a few examples of teams that due to poor management (we're looking at you Carl Peterson and Al Davis), bad coaching (same here Isiah Thomas) or aging players (looking at the Steinbrenners) that are now disgracing the names of formerly great franchises. So there for they are clown crews.

by R.P. Atkins October 28, 2008

ClownMonger

Lonely internet chat site user, never brave enough to use its usual user name; commonly found trying to get a reaction by flooding sites with unfunny and often rude, aggressive behaviour.

Hates to be ignored; must always be the centre of attention, usually as a result of being ignored as a child by its now deceased Mother.

Medication and electro-therapy are recommended treatments. In severe cases a gun to the head may be the preferred option.

Oh look; yet another ClownMonger on here; IGNORE AND AVOID.

by Ban Hammer July 19, 2009

clown factory reject

the ultimate insult...basically telling someone they are so dumb, that they have been rejected by a clown factory...i mean come on! who gets rejected by a clown factory???!!!

you stupid clown factory reject

your not cool, therefore you are a clown factory reject

by therealchaka April 19, 2011