Butthole Stretcher

It's a piece of SHIT. Poop. Crap.

Your a Butthole stretcher....

by 2008JD August 13, 2008

butthole piracy

A term used to define something displeasureably unfair, unreasonable, or lame, similar to the feeling when one's butthole is unexpectedly pirated.

I got a closed lunch for getting my phone taken away? This is butthole piracy!

by illattack2513 December 3, 2010

butthole relapse

Massive reoccurred rage to the point of parturition of the anus.

Tim was cool about the whole thing for a while... that was until Cindy brought it up again during an argument, Tim became vexed and burst out into an extreme butthole relapse.

by Meep Murp October 28, 2013

Butthole Safari

A dangerous expedition undertaken by a man in which he attempts to have anal sex with as many woman as possible within one night

Jake: "Where's John? He's been having sex all night!"

Bryan: "He's on a butthole safari."

Jake: "Ahh shit." (no pun intended)

by ElSnowman June 18, 2014

Butthole of the North

n. A place on your body that is so sensitive to the touch that you go into a flailing spasaming panic if it comes into contact with anything.

"QUIT DUTCH RUDDERING MY BUTTHOLE OF THE NORTH GODDAMNIT!" he exclaimed in a panic as I used his hand to rub the spot repeatedly.

by Gagaohlala October 8, 2014

Butthole McNugget

A small nub filled with blood clots protruding from the anus.; aka, piles, a hemorrhoid. Ass on fire. Spicy Butthole McNuggets may require surgery.

My girlfriend, a vegetarian, was tossing my salad when she screamed after tasking my Butthole McNugget.

After eating at McDonald's 27 straight days, my turds turned to stone and I had to strain so hard that Butthole McNuggets grew on my anus.

by bookfraud April 7, 2015

butthole muscle

An unintelligent moron, can also be used to refer to an annoying dimwit that is uninformed on a particular subject or topic.

I tried discussing the economy with him, but he was being a real butthole muscle about it.

by Sergeant Dornan September 15, 2015