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Burger King 

the most spectacular place if you like fast internet and great burgers.

burger king is superior in everyday

eat there

oh and it's great cause I haven't seen a single karen there
Customer: *brings in a monitor, gaming tower, mouse, and keyboard*
Employee: Hey, why are you bringing in your gaming equipment?!
Customer: sorry but this place has better wifi than the wifi at my house
Employee: oh, fair point. this is burger king after all.
Burger King by AI_Buni November 19, 2020

Burger King 

Terrible food made from human meat, disgusting cardboard fries, terrible breakfast and spicy sprite. Honestly The worst fast food restaurant to ever exist
“Hey wanna go get some Burger King
“No”
Burger King by FoodLover Ant89 December 20, 2020

Burger Ass 

When poo is squished between the butt cheeks in form of sandwich.
Dude, why didn’t you grab me some more toilet paper? I had to get it myself and now I have major burger ass.
Burger Ass by EPubes January 30, 2021

Burger van 

oh god, that's a burger van! run!
Burger van by engine malfunction February 1, 2021

Burger King 

A fast food restaurant that is known for its famous King and that one meme that sucks ass about its Foot Lettuce.
Guy: Hey lets go to Burger King.
Dude: Ok.

Guy: Look, Burger King foot lettuce!
Dude: Bruh I don't care.
Burger King by DudeBro54 March 5, 2021

Burger Kinging 

Giving a swirly to a cripple and proceeding to shove a Whopper up his ass. Then lighting the other side of the Whopper on fire and taking a munch outta it, while sinking your face into the butthole.
Let's go Burger Kinging this fucking children's hospital.