bruce

A dwarfish man who can find the most important minerals and the best girls

Guy#1 Did you see that bruce

by tinos July 2, 2012

Bruce

Bruce is a mass of contradictions. Or should that be a mess of contradictions? He will be loyal, honest, authentic, enthusiastic, adventurous, but insensitive.

He can be extremely emotional but hide it well. He feels emotions deeply, but you would never guess by listening to him.

When he’s made a decision he takes a long time to change his mind, but when he does change his mind he doesn’t object to admitting that his first decision might have been wrong.

He can be an enthusiastic lover, and a strong friend.

He has highs and lows in his life. Big highs, and big lows. But even at his lowest low, he accepts completely that the position he’s in was as a result of his own choices.

He is an eternal optimist, and while he always hopes for the best, doesn’t often plan for the worst.

Let’s have an adventure with Bruce. It will be fun, but most of all, it will be different.

by BFNZ May 17, 2019

burber

it is just like a buger only sussier and only available at baka burger

mum can i get a burber form baka burger

by horsecoom August 2, 2021

Bloody Bruce

Death from excessive loss of blood from the anus.

After Grant gave Ottis a pepper johnson Ottis' death was ruled as a Bloody Bruce.

by Mike November 27, 2003

Barcelona

Simply the biggest bunch of cocksuckers to grace they Earth. Their roster consists of 3 of the biggest cocksucking bastards. Messi is the one who's good with the balls. Neymar is the one with various assfucking techniques and Suarez is the one who bites all genitals he sees. The team consist of men known to evade taxes and laws, and no one really knows who allowed this team of cocksuckers to soil the beautiful game. Supporters of FC Barcelona are called barka dogs or crybabies. They are usually deemed to be 12 year olds who think they know football when on the contrary, the only player they know is the short fat felching pig called Messi.

Did you see Barcelona lose? Of course not! They buy all the referees. Did you know that some players from Barcelona evade taxes? John tell me something new!

by 1234penguin May 17, 2016

Bruce's Mom

Short 42 year old woman with a hot ass and a taste for 18 year old men.

I bonned Bruce's Mom last night

by Backdatassup December 14, 2008

Bruce Wayne Power Originator Pose

Taking a corporate photograph with Gotham City in the background. The usual pose is shoulders angled to the side, so you can tell the man is a power originator.

That's quite a nice Bruce Wayne Power Originator Pose you have in your linkedin profile picture. Also kudos to your barber, that's a fantastic "LLoyd Christmas".

by Urukai July 14, 2012