blow a pad

when a female becomes extremly frustrated and has enough built up anger to blow out her tampon or feminine protection device from her vaginal region.

Mollie was so pissed she was ready to blow a pad.

by Barkov January 26, 2010

blow a load

To come, aka ejaculate.

Dude, I blew a load up Chelsey's ass.

Whoah, I just blew a load.

by Trevor Morton July 23, 2004

Blow-off valve

In a car that is equipped with some sort of forced induction system ,such as a turbo or a supercharger, a blow-off valve is usually availible as an aftermarket part to release excess pressure (boost) from the turbine system. Makes a very distinct noise. Like - pssssshhhhhhhhh! Or somtimes a chirping noise depending on the blow-off valve. Usually replaces a stock part usually refered to as a by-pass valve.

1. Gil: Whoah, dude! Did you hear that car go by?
Willy: Yeah, it sounded like it had a blow-off valve.

by Wilburt May 9, 2006

blow job queen

1. A girl or woman who enjoys taking the male sexual organ into her mouth and stimulating it until her partner achieves orgasm.

2. A slut who is addicted to giving head.

"Poor Lateesha. She blow her diet again." Giggles

"Howdat?"

"You know that girl. Always full o' splooge."

"Dat ho da blow job queen o' da block!"

by Tummy AuGratin April 8, 2006

blower

UK English slang for telephone

I'll call you on the the blower

by DJ February 25, 2004

blow my junk off

The act of using a high powered, high caliber slug to cap or blow ones genitalia off of there body in an act of rebellion against a figure of power or authority who does not wish to comply with requests or demands of the one blowing his junk off.

Mitchell: mom i am going to BLOW MY JUNK OFF if you dont pay 3 more months subscription to WOW!!!

Mom: mitchy NOO!

mitchell: NO WARCRAFT ,NO JUNK!!!

by chuckt12 June 1, 2009

Monkey Blow

Extremely cheap cocaine.

Fuck man, why'd you buy a bunch of monkey blow?

DUDE! I GOT SO WASTED ON MONKEY BLOW LAST NIGHT! So what if it took 200 lines?

by Sawao Yamanaka April 20, 2006