british shower

Taking a shower in britain or just a shower in britain.
Sarah: I'm going to britain and the first thing I'm going to do when i arrive is take a shower.

Jessica: you mean a "british shower"??

Sarah: s h u t u p Jessica!!
by heeeeeeiiiiiiiii it's 420 August 15, 2020
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british beef

Namely TVR, seeing as the rest of the world has bought our beloved motor industry, it being the greatest in the world. Despite their reputation for uneconomical sports cars which are a touch unreliable, they produced the cerbera speed 12, capable of 240mph. I believe that rapes everything American, and anything french.
''Oh hell no son, my dinosaur V8 was ripped to pieces by that Silver flash that went by, it must have been a TVR''

''Ve are ze french, ve vill stick to our renault 5, no? va va voom thierry henry you talentless git''
by TO4R.com July 22, 2004
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British Person

Someone who lives in GreatBritain. People who love Americans and people who are loved back by Americans Prime Minster. The british like to be called british not Scottish, not English, not Irish but BRITISH. LEARN THIS AND UNDERSTAND THIS. We are British proud !! Also Americans seem to love this accent which is cool.
American : Hiya
British Person : Hiya
American : Omg I love your accent
British Person : Thanks
by British Burnette April 20, 2006
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A British Girl

Basically wear horrible makeups , also having a friend named "Britteney" or "Bridgett".
Hey look at that girl! She looks weird! Oh wait, she's a british girl that's why
by maduca October 30, 2019
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british airways

An airline that has absolutely no notion of how to deliver minimum customer expectations, but will shamelessly take their money through grossly overinflated and uncompetitive fares.

An airline staffed entirely by unyielding, militant unionists and sour, humourless battleaxes, who- despite being more than reasonably paid- would rather drive their employers into the ground than do an honest day’s work.

An airline that erroneously claims to the be the ‘world’s favourite’, but is actually the most reviled, useless, unreliable, staid and crap carrier in the Western World.

An airline that symbolises very prodigiously everything that has gone wrong with the country whose flag it flies.
'I'd love to see you and and the kids over Christmas, but I could only get a ticket with British Airways'.

Why would anyone fly British Airways these days?

I spent five days sleeping on the floor of Heathrow because of strikes by British Airways

Virgin Atlantic is so much better than British Airways

British Airways has given us no information, so we still don't know if we'll fly today
by Goat Rope February 06, 2011
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British Goodbye

When somebody says goodbye, but doesn't leave. The opposite of an Irish Goodbye.
Theresa gave us a British goodbye - we found her still sitting in the foyer hours later.
by Empomeow March 29, 2019
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Going British

Driving on the left side of an American road.

Regardless of reason, explaining to the officer that you were "going British" ought to be plausible justification.

Also see "Going Scottish"
Oh nice bro, there aren't any red lights on this side. We'll use it. If anyone asks, were 'going British.'
by Midnight Z06 June 03, 2009
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