Brazilian

To be overpowered to the point of total capitulation.
Refers to the 7-1 spanking that the German national football team gave their Brazilian opponents in the 2014 FIFA World Cup.
They were, quite literally, "Mullered!".

"I've never seen such a one-sided fight. This boxer is indeed, getting a Brazilian. Someone needs to throw a towel in here!"

"Arsenal are a great team, Jeff but sometimes they play away from home and are always capable of getting a brazilian".

by Theopompus July 10, 2014

Brazilian Hot Mud

During intercourse, the act of taking a huge shit upon the chest of the other partner. Then, after the shit is complete, the partner who took the dump flips onto their back and lays on top of the shit pile until it is hot to the touch. It may then be used as a lubricant or eaten as a nice filling snack before the climax of the intercourse.

Jane gave me an awesome Brazilian Hot Mud last night! We got so full from eating that shit we couldn't even finish having sex! It was awesome!

by Laundro Mat September 10, 2010

brazilian

1. A man who masturbates (in French: branler) zillion times a day or at least pretends to be able to do so.

2. A man who cannot stop thinking about masturbating after having been watching a chick. Sexomaniac.
3. To look Brazilian - to look at a girl with an obvious intention of having sex with her (licking one's lips as if imitating a cunnilingus), or of masturbating afterwards.

Looking at those porn shaven pussies I turn Brazilian.

You can't impress me telling you're Brazilian, unless you can really f**k with me for longer than 20 minutes,

You dirty son of a bitch, don't look so Brazilian at me!

by noy June 15, 2013

Brazilian Blowjob

While a female is performing oral sex to a man, she pours A1-Steak Sauce on his dick.

P1. Taylor must of been hungry for some dick.
P2. Why?
P1. She gave me a Brazilian Blowjob.

by dirty chef with long humor July 17, 2016

Brazilain coffe filter

when you ejaculate into a womens (or mans) hair and it goes threw onto the girl(orguys) chest

Brazilain coffe filter

by steve-o jr November 8, 2006

Brazilian Tennis

A sport or game played on a tennis court but replacing the use of tennis ball and racquet with football and feet - named after the legendary ball handling, juggling ability and all-round skills of brazilian footballers.

We wanted to play a set or two down at the courts, but some blokes had taken 'em over to play brazilian tennis!

by ibrah May 7, 2009

brazilian brunch

A variation of the Portugese Breakfast. With a willing particpant who is wearing a thong, fill their ass cavity with 2 eggs, Papaya, cold cuts, yogurt, and butter, then heat them up with warm coffee poured in via a funnel. This creates the "skillet". Scoop out with a french tickler, a spoon or, if the meat was ground, a large straw. Serves 2.

Jerome loves himself some Brazilian Brunch. Has to pay the hookers extra though.

by swr November 30, 2016