Wad-In-A-Bowl

(n) What most Star Trek, Star Wars, and graphic novel fans would have become if their parents had foreseen their pitiful, obsessive adult existences before engaging in the act that created them.

George and Mary watched in shame as their 30 year old son Kyle ascended from his basement bedroom in full costume and jabbering excitedly about what would be his twelfth Comic Con in as many months. As he waited in the front yard for the rest of his unemployed friends, they wondered if mankind would have better served if they have put the Wad-In-A-Bowl.

by URallabunchofidiots July 10, 2018

Bread Bowled

(Verb) When a woman takes an empty (but warm) bread bowl and uses it like a pocket pussy on her man's penis.

Michelle totally bread bowled John last night - he got that warm gluten for sure!

by Chim&Jom December 6, 2020

Thunder Bowling

Indeed - not to be confused with weather phenomenon - The act of dropping a deuce accompanied by extreme flatulence.

Thunder bowling can cause quite a splash of precipitation as well, in addition to its characteristic, porcelain-amplified sound - remarkably similar to the call of an elk in distress.

Kevin: "Man, are you okay? Between the sound and the stench, you've got everyone nervous."

Jim: "Sorry. That bean burrito's got me thunder bowling. Let's get out of here before they see what a mess I've made."

by Soul Hoosier February 21, 2013

Slippery bowl

An inanimate object that you blame for your foolish fuck-up, knowing full well that it was your own damn clumsiness.

*drops a bowl while drying dishes* "DAMN SLIPPERY BOWL!!"

by NeildeGrasseDyson February 27, 2015

Brownie Bowl

One's butthole.

Yo, I just licked her brownie bowl last night!

Stop licking my brownie bowl.

by Gobroncos October 13, 2014

playa bowl

A company, originally from the Jersey Shore, that sells overly expensive, but delicious fruit bowls, and every white girl trying to be artsy has posted about this.

“Wanna go get a playa bowl?” “Yeah I’m definitely in the mood for one right now.”

by belluhhprile February 23, 2018

Car Bowling

When you go through a school zone with your car and try and hit as many kids as you can.

Yo let’s go car bowling!
My high score is 26 in car bowling!

by Skeleton king with the thicccc February 25, 2020