big boobs bertha

an unattractive or especially nerdy woman with large breasts

There goes big boobs Bertha!

by jv April 9, 2005

man boobs

Man boobs can grow from eating too much male chicken meat... The chickens are injected with a hormone that makes their breasts grow, which means there is more meat on them when they're slaughtered, so they can get a better profit from selling them. But the hormone remains in the meat, so when blokes eat it, they grow man boobs.

If a woman eats it, it's a good thing. If a man eats it, well just look at craig from big brother... Nasty

by Trampy August 14, 2005

man boobs

A wrestler who just got added to the WWE roster recently, goes by the alias Big Daddy V.

"Damn - that fuckers got bigger tits than Tera Patrick"
"Yeah, he calls himself Big Daddy V and wins most of his matches by sitting on people. He's got the biggest set of man boobs I've ever seen. They should make him wear a bra, not those stupid suspenders"

Any massively fat cuntox, who is so fat they've grown tits, but unfortunately for all the BBW websites, they were born A MAN!!

by kissmyshiny October 21, 2007

Boobstracted

*Having a hard time as a male to look a woman in the eyes because of her distracting front torso
*Having a hard time as a male to focus on ANYTHING because of a distracting female torso in sight

I didn't noticed the yellow car, because I was boobstracted by Caroline. Sorry, you were saying? I was totally boobstracted, apologies.

by GermanMuffin January 14, 2015

Boobsicles

When ones nipples are so cold that they protrude from the chest so far said nipples become visible via a slim fitting top.

Girl 1: "OMG it's so cold today!"
Girl 2: "No kidding, I can see your Boobsicles"

by Wolfie_Chick October 2, 2011

pizza boobs

Round flat breasts reminiscent of a large cheese pizza with a pepperoni in the middle.

also

Round flat breast with multiple nipples.

Domino's is having a pizza boobs special, "two for tuesdays!"
My friend had pizza boobs and when she lactated it just went EVERYWHERE!
Check out my pizza boob implants, they were $12 for a large.
God my "hooters" are pie like.
NO! You can't have a slice of my pizza boobs.....ok fine.

by Caitlin Raftery July 2, 2006

boobs

Things that are so unbelievably awesome, they come in pairs.

Damn, this boob is awesome! HOLY SHIT! THERE'S ANOTHER ONE!

And on thy 8th day, God created the boob. And God saw that it was good, but lonely. So on thy 9th day, God created another. And it was awesome.

Boobs make the world go round.

by osmo512 April 21, 2009