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eye boogers

Little balls of mucus found in the inner corners of ones eyes, usually noticed when one first wakes up.
Lil Kurt likes to eat his eye boogers.
by RatchetBoo April 26, 2003
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wood booger

n.

Any leftover residue or crust from a man's ejaculation. Usually found in the nose, tear duct, hair, belly, ass, tits, crack, leg.. anywhere on the female (or male) body part that is visible after crustation.
That took one helluva wood booger to prop up Cameron Diaz's hair in 'Something About Mary'.

Did you notice that wood booger on Ann's chin when she got back from lunch? lol
by lazyeye78 March 26, 2007
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cum-booger

A cum-booger is the gelatinous mass of cum that lodges in a guy's nose when the dude he was sucking off blows a load that is so big that he can't swallow it all and it comes out his nose and dries in his nasal passages.
I sucked off this guy in the library restroom, and he blew such a massive load that I had cum-boogers in my nose all day!
by eda-skip October 12, 2021
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booger vault

The inner "watch pocket" of a pair of jeans, when employed by a nerd for the purpose of accumulating and storing boogers.
Oh my God, watch out - he's getting into his booger vault!
by Rod Brock September 29, 2005
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Booger Monster

That darn booger monster almost nabbed me and swallered me
by Brett Watson February 25, 2006
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Booger

pfft u booger :p
by karate December 7, 2003
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boogered

A past participle used in the passive voice as an adjective to describe an actor or actress who will always be known for one role he/she played early in his/her career. More than just typecast, the performer is known for one specific role.

Origin is Curtis Armstrong's character Booger in REVENGE OF THE NERDS. People don't remember Armstrong's real name -- they only know him as "Booger."

Vaguely related to stereotyping.
"Hey, look! There's Frodo! He's been totally boogered." -- what to say when Elijah Wood walks by.
by Smilla Jas December 15, 2008
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