Michael Bolton

Transitive Verb; The act of leaving. To go someplace.

I'm Michael Bolton to the Kwik-E-Mart for a barley sandwich.

by Harry Weininger May 13, 2005

That's bolted up

Messed up, screwed up, jacked up, etc. Used to replace vulgar phrases. Most common sightings of the phrase would be in 4th period econ, or 7th period bib lit classes.

Kid - "Hey i just smoked some awesome meth"
Other kid - "Dude that's bolted up."

by Tim Riggle October 11, 2007

Bolter

The story of 'Bolter the angry' was once told to children to encourage them to behave. It is believed the story is from Viking descent. Over the years there have been many variations to this fable, however most seem to mention a large 'giant' like person, with flames for hair, and shiny white bones for legs. It is believed that if Bolter the angry did not get his favourite breakfast, brought forth by flaxen haired maidens, he would eat a small child each minute until the breakfast was put before him.
Through the ages this myth has travelled. To this day some believe Bolter can be seen walking the length of Kentish Town, looking for his next child meal. Some say he has been seen drinking copious amounts of Rum. No flaxen haired maidens have ever been sighted.

Bolter: I said no bubble, extra sausage! Someone go and fetch me that toddler

by badger1 October 26, 2005

Lightning Bolts

Lightning bolts are stretch marks from when a bitch has had a baby, and the stretch marks resemble lightning bolts.

That bitch told me she didn't have no kids, but when l got her pants off she had lightning bolts.

by the $cuN>| December 9, 2008

boltoner

a boltoner is a person that lives in bolton and thinks they are hard and 'tha shit', but really they are poor lowlife scum.
they try to act all cool but really they are just pathetic and shouldnt be allowed outside bolton/horwich area.

look at that tramp over there in the nike Tn Cap... he must be a boltoner!

by john g November 10, 2004

Nuts and Bolts

The practice of males that achieve orgasm and then end coitus without concern for their partners continuing needs. Commonly associated with the one night stand and the walk of shame, the practice may speak to poor partner identification skills, remorseful sex or a pressing appointment.

That guy won't get to first base with her, everyone knows he nuts and bolts.

by T C Johnson May 2, 2013

Bolts ⚡️⚡️

If you don’t know you dont need to know.

I heard you finally earned your bolts ⚡️⚡️ brother welcome to the family

by Ruffneck8181 September 21, 2019