Blohan

1. A widely used alternative to the words "LINDSAY LOHAN".
2. A girl (or gay male) who gets around and will sleep with anything that'll spread its legs.

Girl 1: Omg, did you hear what--er, who-- Blohan did on the weekend?

Girl 2: Yes she totally hooked up with Jared Leto over the weekend. Or was it Stavros Niarchos? Wait.. it was totally another one of Paris' exes. Paris Latsis?

Girl 1: Yes she did those all of guys but she also banged Mcfly's drummer! She also had another whack at Wilmer Valderrama! Word is she's also banging random English men.

Girl 2: There's Blohan for ya. Blowing the world one man at a time.

by Meayghyn July 6, 2006

blonase

n. used to describe cocain or meth. generally used by habitial users who have screwed up there nasal passages to the point that they can't breathe thru their noses with out it.

man my allergies are killing me, you got any blonase?

by yomikey75 March 20, 2009

blondeded

acting really really blonde.

OMG that girl is so blondeded

by brittizdashit June 28, 2009

Blointy

Something that's blunted slightly but still pointy. Kind of like a pencil you sharpened the other day that's still good.

This knife is kind of blointy.
She had a point...but it wasn't particularly on point...it was more blointy.

by Savalaur February 5, 2014

blonde brunette

When a natural brunette is as dumb as a door nail

Tara: How funny is it that female Lions are called Tigers?!
Jeremy: WTF?! Lions and Tigers are two different animals. You're such a blonde brunette!

by The Vivacious T October 11, 2016

blondabee

chicks who want to be blondes...blonde wannabes

Trixie came back from the salon with her hair died like a blondabee

by speechwrecker June 14, 2016

bloinkiss

When you try to kiss someone but you blink and miss

Timmy waited all night to kiss Bianca at the prom, but when he finally went in for the smooch, he bloinkissed and sprained his knee costing him his Tennis scholarship and leading him down a dark road paved with self-loathing and addiction. Years later when his wife finally left him because she just couldn't take it anymore, he lacked the ability to chase after her because his knee had never fully healed from the bloinkiss.

by TheDirtyYoungMan April 20, 2018