Alaskan Ballet Slipper 

When a pussy has giant lips to help keep itself warm

I fucked her last night, she totally has an Alaskan ballet slipper

Alaskan Ballet Slipper by farmersonly February 11, 2017

Fire Baller 

When a male makes the mistake of thinking that rubbing Ben Gay or Icy Hot ointment on their genitals for lube and stimulation is a good idea. The end result is an excruciating hit, painful burn that lasts for hours along with notable regret.

I had to go to the ER last night. Braaaaahhh. I ran out of lube so I wanked with Icy Hot. Felt great at first until the burn set in and I was full on fire baller.

Fire Baller by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2017

ballet 

The highest sense of dancing. The highest sense of art in general. Movements made by beautiful dancers with elegance and poise.

"If ballet were any easier it would be called football." ~anonymous

ballet by LiLChInEsEQt October 9, 2003

Bellend

The tip (head) of a mans penis (dick); meaning dickhead.

Mike don't take another shot, you turn into a bellend when you're drunk.

Bellend by AeroGurL May 22, 2020

Sauget Ballet

A term used to describe any of your finer gentlemen's clubs found on the east side of St. Louis. These strip clubs can primarily be found in Sauget and Washington Park.

What are you doing tonight? I am going over to the East Side to the Sauget Ballet to see some titties.

Sauget Ballet by cbag December 24, 2007

Belled 

When a girl says they are interested in you, but aren't ready, and makes you wait a few months. At the end of the few months they decide that you are more of a friend than a dating object.

"I was sure we would be dating by now but I think I got Belled"
"She said she wasn't ready 2 months ago... I think I got Belled"

Belled by Phantom373 May 30, 2013

Windsor Ballet 

Thinly veiled euphemism for the many strip clubs and exotic dancers in Windsor, Ontario, Canada. Occasionally shortened to ballet.

"Be sure to bring fistfuls of U.S. dollar bills. We're headed across the border to spend the evening at the Windsor Ballet."

Windsor Ballet by ChrisB-52 June 22, 2006