count your chickens before the egg hatched

Count your chickens before the egg hatched.

I finally planted 5 fruit trees. Do you want to buy some fruit this summer?
Count your chickens before the egg hatched. - eg taking something for granted before it happens

by Fursu May 2, 2016

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by SolarRad75 June 8, 2020

hoes before bros

a rule that tell girls to chill with there friends instead of going to hang with thier boyfrend

-by giselle-

nicole: r u hanging us today?
pat: no me and my boyfriend r going to the movies today
nicole: what happened to hoes before bros?

by Giselle :D February 20, 2008

Brogrammers before hoegrammers

The unwritten law that your male programming friends should always come before your female programming acquaintences. Most frequently used when a fellow brogrammer is bending over backwards to accommodate a hot hoegrammer's needs, while spurning his brogrammers.

Scott: Sorry, guys, Erica needs me to rewrite how our PHP Framework is integrating with Drupal in order to make her module function properly.

Jack: WTF, brogrammers before hoegrammers, dude.

Scott: But dude, she showed me major cleavage when she leaned over to ask me!

Jack: ...Can I help?

by Japegrape November 30, 2011

Fitted before the fitted

The fitted that you rock so you can feel like a thug while you're trying to pick out what clothes and fitted you're really gonna wear for the night. The fitted before the fitted has no say in what you're going to wear to the festivities of the night, it just ensures you look extra icy as you're getting ready.

A knockoff of the Situations "shirt before the shirt."

I was rockin the Angels fitted before the fitted before I picked out the Orioles fitted (after the fitted).

Yo is that's a sweet fitted before the fitted, you're gonna look like a baller tonight.

by Strackus September 8, 2010

nightmare before christmas

best damn movie on the face of this earth.

nightmare beofre christmas owns!!

by sofia January 31, 2004

Shut up before i crank 90s on you

It mean that you js really want to fuck the shit out of someone no cap cuh

shut up before i crank 90s on you in my room

by hoe 2426 September 12, 2021