bros before hoes

The most true saying ever. You put your friends, homeis, what have you (bros) before your girlfriend, wife, mistress, etc (hoes). Always. Putting hoes before bros is wrong. It breaks all forms of comradery, homie-ship, and friendship. Never put your hoes before bros. NOTE: Putting hoe-bros before hoes is exceptible. Hoe-bros are friends who you are not romantically involved with, and also not trying to bang. But still put your bros before hoe-bros.

Alex: Let's go smoke some weed!
John: Sorry man, I can't. Monique doesn't want me to do weed.
Alex: Dude, you're getting whipped! Bros before hoes!
John: Well played. Go get your lighter.

by Comrade 47 April 30, 2008

beff

This word can be substituted for any other word like,supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

I'm about to beff this guy up if he doesn't stop talking about me.

by yoyophil August 6, 2011

The Before Time

Phrase from Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome, used by the children born after societal collapse in referring to the time before.

Also occurs in South Park's "Wacky Molestation Adventure," as a cultural reference to Mad Max, as the kids cause society to collapse in the episode after claiming that every adult in town molested them.

People were happy in the before time, the long long ago.

by ItsnotFROMsouthparkmoron August 1, 2017

lick it before you kick it

To lick a pussy before pummeling it with your rod.

A: Do you like oral sex?
B: Of course, as I always say, lick it before you kick it.

by jeff October 1, 2004

nightmare before christmas

The Nightmare Before Christmas is an amazing animation directed by Tim Burton and Composed by Danny Elfman. It is based around a town called 'Halloween Town', where Halloween King: Jack Skellington, decides to take on christmas for the year...but things go wrong as christmas turns more into a nightmare.

Jack Skellington, Pumpkin Jack, Lock, Shock and Barrel, Tim Burton, Danny Elfman

by Rach January 10, 2005

Hoes Before Bros

The acknowledgement that while a male friend's companionship is in many ways superior to that of a girlfriend, one must spend time with the girlfriend because she provides you with sex with a woman.
Could also be called: Dates before Mates

"Dude, I know we arranged to meet, but my girl really wants to go out."
"Understood, man. Hoes before bros."
"Hoes before bros."

by The Pita June 13, 2013

Cereal before Milk

Someone who does the most logical thing in the morning

Cereal before milk is the best way to do it PERIOD.

by BTSsugatrash May 21, 2019