by tatas_r_ur_friend November 09, 2003
A female Paratrooper whose sexual behavior is considered immoral.
A female Paratrooper who has a lot of sexual relationships in the barracks
A female Paratrooper who has a lot of sexual relationships in the barracks
Brother, did you see her performance last night in the barracks. Hell yeah man, she is most definitely a Sky Beaver.
by Devil Strike NCO October 05, 2019
A pornographic film.
"Uli Kunkol? Her co-star in the beaver picture?"
"Beav..? You mean vagina? I mean, you know the guy?"
"Beav..? You mean vagina? I mean, you know the guy?"
by Old Duder September 02, 2007
Any unhelpful customer service representative. Usually found working in banks, post offices, IT departments, or all levels of government service. Often noted for an undeserved sense of superiority, a skeet beaver's main defining feature is a general cluelessness about how to help their customers.
Can be used for any person paradoxically both too smug and too inept to do a decent job.
Can be used for any person paradoxically both too smug and too inept to do a decent job.
John: Dude, did you get your refund?
Mark: I was on the phone for an hour with some skeet beaver, finally I just gave up.
John: Yeah, dude, that money is gone.
Mark: I was on the phone for an hour with some skeet beaver, finally I just gave up.
John: Yeah, dude, that money is gone.
by Quackenblatz June 12, 2008
by Nippyfresh April 15, 2010
much the same as a bearded clam: except perhaps more eager, and more neatly trimmed, i.e. furry rather than shaggy in its coat. A plain beaver but helplessly spreadeagled. An object of fear, revulsion or contempt for some, an object of desire, conquest or reverence for many: yes it's yet another name for her cunt!
She was 16 when she first discovered she was carrying a wild animal around with her. Before she knew where she was, a wily trapper had trussed up and made short work of her furry little companion. Nowadays she keeps her split beaver as contented, well-exercised and well-fed as she possibly can.
by kofi May 15, 2003
by Seymour Buttz October 28, 2003