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bajingo parlor

Hey Jen, want to hit the bajingo parlor later tonight? We can pick up your paycheck.
by T-Racy and Chim Chim May 5, 2007
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Bajingo Lingo

Bajingo Lingo is how the vagina attempts to justify sleeping with someone a woman usually wouldn't sleep with when her judgment isn't compromised by booze, horniness, or long sexual dry spells. Can occur either drunk or sober and can be in the form of either rationalization or pleading.
"Sure he's ugly, but he's really into you." "Oh God, you are SOOOOO horny." "Oh come on, it's been 6 months since you've been laid." "Everybody is beautiful in the dark." "Please, sister. Like you have any better offers?" "Is this a mistake or is this just Bajingo Lingo?"
by &rea September 3, 2009
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Bathing a Dirty Sloth

Bathing a Dirty Sloth is when the recipient of anal defecates on the penis and then proceeds to gift the giver of anal with a handjob using spit as a lubricant
Bathing a Dirty Sloth is when the recipient of anal shits on the dick and then gives them a handjob with spit as lube
"I heard Beth bathed a dirty sloth last night"
"That girl is freaky!"
by BearSplitz96 September 15, 2017
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Beating One Out

To masturbate aggressively, usually with a penis.

Synonyms:
Beat One Out
Beat the Meat
Beat It (yes Michael Jackson wrote a song about masturbating)
Beating the Sausage
Going to Causeway
PublicSafety: Open up! There's been a noise complaint.

Dug: Sorry officers, I was just Beating One Out.

PublicSafety: Carry on.
by definitelynottheghostofmichael October 28, 2018
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baxing

Josh:“mate,i texted you like 5 hours ago why you not baxing?
Martin: “sorry bro i was busy”
by YOURLOCALTOADCOLLECTOR August 20, 2019
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Batwing 69

When two males are 69’ing and take the scrotom of each other and draw them out to make “bat wings” over each other’s eye’s.
Hey man, I walked in on these two dudes doing the batwing 69 last night.”
by Mevestanning February 27, 2020
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nerd-bateing

To arguee about a nerdy or geeky topic or subject.
Kevin and Marcos were nerd-bateing all through lunch about how to pronounce "klingon" from star trek.
by LMxDurgex December 26, 2008
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