Quad c bathroom

A bathroom where every drug in existence has been done

Bro they went to the quad c bathroom you know what that means

by Thycuntfuckery July 7, 2021

Uncle John's Bathroom Reader

A book published by Portable Press, containing random bits of trivia in different categories, ranging from easy read all the way to long read. Little tidbits usually at the bottom of the page or at the end of a topic. There are new books every year, and sometimes there are books in one huge category (e.g. sports), Plunges into... books, and even kids' books. Used to have its own institute and its own website.

Some Dude 1: "Hey, have you ever heard of Armchair Reader?"
Some Dude 2: "Hell no, I've only ever heard of Uncle John's Bathroom Reader."

by xxylvii July 25, 2021

Friend Bater

When a guy/girl masturbates while thinking naughty thoughts about thier friend. These are usually pornographic, and very graphic.

Girl 1: God... your such a Friend Bater... I know your thinking of him while your touchin' yourself.
Girl 2: Oh really... how?
Girl 1: Cause you moan his name, and I can hear the bed sqeaking.

by Virgin Of Luck June 25, 2006

[bathroom stalling]

The act of going into a bathroom and not actually using the toilet or urinal,just killing time.Done so you dont look like an idiot in public,but an idiot in private.

God my sister took forever!
I was bathroom stalling for like 45 minutes,i was bored out of my ass.

by Davion Williams February 24, 2009

bathroom

Verb - the ACT of relieving oneself, and although spelled like the noun, this is pronounced "buh-THROOM"

1. "Can we pull over? I need to bathroom REAL BAD!!!"

2. "Your damn dog baTHROOMED right in the middle of my beautiful yard!!"

by Enya_and_Weird_Al_fan September 1, 2013

Bathroom Bacon

When you use the public restroom and you notice the hand-drier has three pieces of bacon going into a pair of hands.

"Hey did you ever notice that the hand-drier instructions are: PRESS BUTTON RECIVE BACON," "Bathroom Bacon all right!!!"

by LOLZER828 February 13, 2009

Barbra

an implied reference to the famed Streisand song 'The Way We Were'

'We broke up last week, but we're back now and it's all Barbra..'

'I faced going back home to meet the grizzlies after all these years, but we've made up and it's all Barbra...'

'jeez, honey, can't we drop this little mistake of mine, and be back to Barbra ?'

by mikroth October 24, 2007