breastitute

A woman with breasts who allows another person, with breasts or otherwise, to touch, snuggle, slurp, or do some other act with her busom. For payment. The dirty slut!

Dude, Kelly is totally letting Brian feel her up. That lavacious Breastitute!

by Anne willl let you touch her for money April 4, 2006

breaststroke

An extremely difficult stroke to swim, involving a frog-kick and a complicated arm motion. Breaststrokers are lean and tall, with strong thighs and core. Swimmers who are not breaststrokers tend to admire breaststrokers for being able to do such a difficult stroke. Breaststrokers get props for doing 200 breaststroke, which is regarded as one of the most difficult events in swimming.

Breaststrokers are said to be good in bed because of their strong legs and tight body. Science has not proven it (yet), but breaststrokers are rumored to have the biggest boobs (female) or package (male).
Breaststroke was the first stroke ever swum in competition, in England in the early 1500s. It is the third stroke in the individual medley.

"Are you a breaststroker?"
"Yeah, how did you know?"
"You're hot as fuck!"

by alwaysclassy January 1, 2012

breast

Milk producing organ in a female body looking mystical to men, made of the non mystical flesh.

The right sized breast

by KumarN April 23, 2007

breasties

Breasts, boobs, titties, jugs ect.

Damn that bitch got so nice ass breasties

by X April 20, 2005

breast muffin

The bruise a woman gets when she attaches a swedish penis pump to her breast and engages in oral activities.

After my daughter was born, my wife was known to have a breast muffin or two.

by Chris M. Thompson September 12, 2005

Free Breasting

Much like going commando, when women don't wear a bra. A lot like when guys go free balling when they don't wear underwear.

guy 1: Daaaaamn look at those boulders!

guy 2: wow, talk about tera-flop.. she must be free breasting

by T.J. Dubz May 27, 2009

Breastfeeding Nazi

A breastfeeding mother who condemns bottle feeders in a preachy way.

Most of the Moms at the La Leche League meeting were nice, but a couple were real breastfeeding Nazis.

by Misanthropic October 13, 2005