the black parade

Where I want to go when I die.

"where do you want to go when you die?"
"the black parade, bitch!"

by jesushatesme August 3, 2009

Black Holes and Revelations

An amazing album by the amazing band Muse, which came out in 2006. The album features such songs as
1. Take A Bow
2. Starlight
3. Supermassive Black Hole
4. Map of the Problematique
5. Soldier's Poem
6. Invincible
7. Assassin
8. Exo Politics
9. City of Delusion
10. Hoodoo
11. Knights of Cydonia

i couldnt wait until Black Holes and Revelations came out!

by kailey_09 April 8, 2009

BlackBerry Break

A time out or pause during a meeting or training session designated to check and respond BlackBerry messages.

I was in a full day training session on diversity, and I was worried that I would not be able to check my messages. However, the trainers sceduled BlackBerry breaks through out the session so I was able to respond to my messages without disrupting thier training session.

by Sarah, Paula, Ainsley, and Guppy December 25, 2007

Blackoutman

An alcoholic Superhero who has amazing powers of tolerance
of alcohol and intolerance of prohibitionists. Equipped
with a titanium liver, Blackoutman can consume unlimited
alcoholic beverages without liver damage.

Last night was a blurr. I think I went into a telephone
booth and turned into "Blackoutman".

"I am an Alcoholocaust Survivor"!

by Brandy Blurr May 1, 2008

BlackBerretarded

A condition in which normally technologically savvy people are unable to fully operate a BlackBerry device.

I couldn't figure out how to open my email on my BlackBerry. I am so BlackBerretarded!

by hjordannh February 13, 2009

black weekend

Having to work on both days of a given weekend.

On q4 call, black weekend comes once a month. Then you go to work again on Monday like nothing happened.

by anon43 September 20, 2009

Blackstab

An incident where one black person betrays another

I can't believe my own nigga' turned on me! Total blackstab!

by Doug E. Freshly December 31, 2010