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lacrosse vs. baseball

lacrosse guy: lacrosse is the best sport, baseballs for pussies
baseball guy: no baseball kicks so much ass, lacrosse is gay
lacrosse guy: YOURE GAY
baseball guy: NO YOURE GAY

(fag urbandictionary is making me say lacrosse vs. baseball in the example so lacrosse vs. baseball there you go)
by laxsauce January 13, 2008
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Inside Baseball Stuff

A metaphor in American slang that refers to the inner workings of a system that are only understood by the experts. To understand Inside Baseball Stuff, one must have specific knowledge of the subject discussed that is not generally understood by outsiders.
What's the purpose of this email notification? I thought the issue was resolved last week or is this just Inside Baseball Stuff?
by GFE-Lover February 28, 2022
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Madison High School Baseball

Madison High School in Vienna Virginia is an enormously large building for its purpose. The purpose of the building is supply the team with a constant stream of underaged pussy to rape.

Do you enjoy to get away with whatever the fuck you want, while other people get expelled for doing half of what your doing, then join the mustangs, *but you have to start early. Cock sucking starting in 6th grade may be advisible. Do you enjoy going to parties you werent invited to and squieling on kids who threw it and then get stabbed in the arm for it. Join Madison Baseball!

Do you enjoy sitting at a circular table in the cafeteria and make unintellegent remarks to sophmores? Do 50 year old fatfuck coaches who claim to work at the school as "security officers" whoose only crime they could stop is the hamburgerler by eating all the fucking Big Macs in the restaraunt before he gets there, and then doing them a favor by drawing a picture of them naked wearing nothing but a necklace like in titanic, solely for the purpose they can see their penis for the first time in 12 years? Then join the madison baseball team!
by Vienna Inn May 17, 2006
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kiss a baseball boy day

on october 25, girls it is your day to kiss a baseball boy ;)
hey baseball boy, it’s kiss a baseball boy day let’s make out
by ogmanghoe October 20, 2019
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Captain Baseball Bat Boy

A series of TV shows that play in the backround of the incredible video game series Max Payne.

Captain Baseball Bat Boy defeats zombies by using one of their heads as a base ball and hitting a home run into outer space or into the crowd of zombies, whatever's more convienient. He then concludes his adventure by saving the girl who likes him only to claim girls are gross.
CBBB killed a horde of zombies singlehandedly.
by PeaTearGriffin March 26, 2005
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Brazilian Baseball

Instead of hitting a ball in the game of baseball, you crack a monkey on the top of its head with a lead pipe and run the bases until it dies
Yo you want to play Brazilian Baseball this afternoon.
by Mao Zewong February 27, 2020
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frog baseball

A reference to a very early Beavis and Butthead cartoon in which they treat the frog as a baseball, and hit it with a bat, just to watch it splat. Very funny.
Dude, that thing is toast, let's take it out back and play frog baseball
by Nekto September 19, 2006
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