Baptised

When a man is getting a blow job or hand job then cums on a partners hair.

My mate picked up the other night and was getting head then he baptised her.

by Boosty April 29, 2020

Baptysm

Refers to your first or "crash course" time of using a movie-prop handgun.

According to the "T2" bonus material, Robert Patrick had never handled a firearm before training for the role of the T1000; he received his Baptysm shortly after signing on to be an actor in the film.

by QuacksO October 27, 2020

Baptist joy

A joy that baptizes, also the most amazing person

You: Hey im feeling baptist joy
me: cool

Me: I LOVE YOU BAPTIST JOY

by narry4life February 22, 2021

Braptism

The process of being baptized but instead of water, they use human feces and farts.

John rapper: I be shitting on you like it’s a braptism!

by Weather_m1 January 13, 2021

Baptist two-step

A girl fucks two guys at once while attending Baylor University.

Ay that Baptist two-step we pulled last night was sick, I was trying not to make eye contact with you cause that would be gay. Go bears

by Hk1234 January 14, 2021

baptised toucan

burke being burke

my best friend is baptised toucan

by amieeandersennn May 17, 2021

Battism

The uncontrollable urge to beat someone with a baseball bat at random

Guy 1: Hey dude, I think I have Battism
Guy 2: How so?
Guy 1: I just randomly beat up my friend yesterday with a baseball bat.

by Leesbra July 9, 2021