astray

Cute seggc carti stan that turned gay for carti

call me astray cuz carti so seggc he be making me feel gay

by astray! February 21, 2021

astroloho

A person who is obsessed with astrology. Ones signs and the spiritual realms. Can also be known as an “astrology hoe”.

Tom: “She asked for my zodiac and the time I was born”

Dave: “Oh she is a astroloho”

by Bitchy-Heika October 21, 2021

astronaut juice

4 oz. bottle of tussin non-drowsy DXM 15 mg
2 hydrocodone 7.5
energy drink of your choose

first crush up the hydrocodone into a fine powder
put the powder in an empty cup. then you put the tussin in followed by the energy drink. stir drink and enjoy

the non drowsy will keep you awake so you can have an aware dxm trip. the codone add a wonder body high of euphoria which mixes with the dxm high causes almost a strange shroom trip feeling. the engery drink adds to the awareness

i am trippin off the astronaut juice

by hahahaieiei June 24, 2006

astrobirther

A conspiracy theorist willing to accept any negative claim about Barack Obama, up to and including that he was born on another planet and sent here by his parents (which would make him an illegal alien, and thus ineligible to be President of the United States).

Look at that guy waving a birth certificate in a bag. What an astrobirther.

by Nameless Cynic August 9, 2009

astronaut food

When you're puke drunk and making out with someone then you vomit uncontrollably into their mouth.

Guy 1: What happened with that chick you took into your room? She ran out fast. Guy 2: I gave her astronaut food.

by herpderpdorpderp July 28, 2011

Down Astronomical

You got too horny and became down astronomical, now everything you see makes you wanna fuck it.

Guy 1: I could suck a horse cock and won't be gay, I'd like it btw
Guy 2: oh hell nah this mf down astronomical

by discord person February 3, 2022

Astroworld

A terrible place to be. Somewhere that you should never go. And if you did, I'm sorry. Also *cough cough* Travis Scott is not worth the money. Or any money.

×"Did you hear about astroworld?"
-"No, what is that?"
×"Aw man, I heard 8 people died..."
-"Oh, that's good I didn't go to astroworld. That sounds like a terrible place to be"
×"Yeah there were unconscious people and corpses everywhere and Travis patty didn't stop for it"

by my mom's ipod nano November 7, 2021