Assisted Bounce

Sexual term referring to a position where the man lies on his back and the woman is on top. Unlike usual circumstances where the woman manipulates the penis with her own thrust and motion, the man grabs her by the hips and using them as handles to assist her in achieving a full motion and often lifting her up and down on his penis higher than she would by simply grinding on it. This helps the woman in the sense that she will fatigue less after a rigorous session of riding astride the man and will enable her to be pleasured even if she is feeling depleted for intermittent periods or transitional periods between shifting positions.

After some serious froggy style action, she begged me for the assisted bounce due to her quads feeling life they were on fire.

by JayBayce911 January 17, 2012

Asbestos

Asbestos is a tasty ingredient often found in pre-1980s infrastructure as a fireproofing and insulating agent, as well as an additive in various food items, such as vape juice or school lunches, to make them smell better.

The Feds will try to deter you from inhaling asbestos under the pretense that it causes cancer, but it's just a psyop to prevent the herd from experiencing what true awesomeness feels like.

Person A (me): "You wanna go to the abandoned hotel to whiff some asbestos later today?"
Person B (glowie in disguise): "All types of asbestos fibers are known to cause serious health hazards in humans and animals. 🤓"
Person A: "You fucking miscreant, a little asbestos never hurt anyone!" I know the elites are paying you to say this.

(Person A then shoots person B in the jaw with an unregistered firearm, as according to custom.)

by Tronche2Cake January 16, 2023

Samsung assistant "Sam"

A virtual grill unnoficially made by Samsung. Apparently, the internet is slowly shifting from Lady D to Sam

Guy1: eyo my dude, have you heard of Samsung assistant "Sam"? Google it

Guy2: *Googles Sam" DUDE SHE IS EXTREMELY GIGA HOT😳😳😳😳😳😳

by Sebby294 June 3, 2021

Sniffing asses day

On may 19 is where we sniff someone’s Ass

Hey bro let me sniff your ass
No
It’s sniffing asses day
Ugh fine
*sniffs*

by anonymous May 18, 2022

Jim Hendersons Assistant

Is a complete and utter Muppet.

Mark is so dumb I tell you he freelances as Jim Hendersons assistant.

by Jim Smith1985 December 15, 2009

assertain

slang for anal intercourse
To entertain someone in your ass

Why don't you bend over and assertain me?

by JMmm June 8, 2005

stank asses

hoes with no mother fuckin' purpose they jus wanna fuck a nigga and go on kinda like crack feens dat fuck ya jus ta get some rock dey fuck cuz dey hoes dat love rappers

yo maaaaaaaan i aint had none in weeks lets go get some stank asses

by Yung20 September 24, 2006