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Tactical assault manoeuvre

An advanced form of the karma sutra for sadists.
She asked me what my favourite sexual position was? I said I don't do sexual positions I do tactical assault manoeuvres!!! Can also be shortened to T.A.M. Time!!!
by Luciferslube November 30, 2015
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Menstrual Assault

A mental and or physical act in which a person posessing female reproductive organs coerce or physically or mentally force others against their will. Menstrual assault is a form of menstrual violence which includes bullying, hitting, berating or excessive irrational criticism. Unlike sexual assault, menstrual assault goes unreported and continues to occur in public, private and cyber locations. Assailants of menstrual assault are as much aware of their actions as sexual assault assailants.
Johnny is in highschool with low self esteem and is struggling with his sexuality. We think its because he is a late bloomer and suffered menstrual assault in junior high where all the girls kept calling him gay.

"Jenny just flipped out at me in front of everyone at the meeting for no particular reason." "It's not your fault Kyle, you were menstrually assaulted and you should report it to HR. "
by 21st Century Dictionary December 8, 2017
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Plain as salt

When something is so simple that grandma doesn’t even question it.
I’m getting back with her and swiping that v-card. Plain as salt.
by Dak attak July 9, 2018
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Ass Assault April

Also known as Attack Ass April, or Assault Ass April, this is the month where you must both give anal and give yourself anal stimulation.
My dick is over from Manic Masturbation March. It's time for Ass Assault April. I must prepare my cheeks.
by The man dan with a plan December 2, 2018
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Ass Assault April

A month in which you have participated in Messy March and you’re still horny. Find any girl and slap that ass, she can’t say no. If she freaks out, tell her about Ass Assault April!
Guy: *smacks ass*
Girl: What the fuck?!
Guy: Sorry, I’m participating in Ass Assault April. *explains*
Girl: Oh, ok.
by Nutty.Megz December 30, 2018
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Urban Assault Vehicle

A 2006 Subaru Outback that can go 4 feet deep underwater, carry 6 frag grenades in the cup holder, and withstand the constant gunshots directed at the back bumper
Bro people keep shooting at my back bumper while I’m 3 feet underwater

Ahh chill man, it just means it’s an urban assault vehicle.
by ThyMemethOfGythavil March 31, 2019
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electronic assault

When someone is unscrupulously and/or illegally assaulted on the internet and or social media; e.g. revenge porn or digital exploitation of illegally obtained images, audio, or writing.
After RedState's electronic assault on the Congresswoman using revenge porn from her estranged husband, they started promoting new candidates for her Congressional seat, with the expectation she would resign.
by mlhiss October 29, 2019
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