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student-to-parent

those retarded elementary school messages that students were supposed to have passed onto their parents.
a student-to-parent is so lool, i.e. long out of line, they almost seem archaic
by Sexydimma January 16, 2017
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Crow Parents

Crows are intelligent birds who have mastered the art if solving problems. Humans are baffled by their intelligence, the more they learn about them the more intriguing they seem. They're attentive, territorial and extremely protective of their craftly built nests. The nest is guarded until the young crow fledge to fend for themselves. Bear in mind that crows are not vicious fiends bound for havoc, but merely dedicated and protective parents trying to defend the young from vultures which includes the human race and are gutless to face the parents, so they target the vulnerable.
If someone does tamper with their young, the crows will instantly hover over them flying backwards and forth whilst angrily screaming CAW! CAW! CAW!..waiting for the appropriate time to dive bomb their head. They peck at their eyes, scratch their forehead with their high speed wings and violently peck at their head. It's an unpleasant experience which does require medical assistance. So, if you know what's good for you, stay away!

Be warned though, crows are weary of potential predators spying n them, so they have a few tricks up their wings which will delude you, so don't be surprised if a nest location you were certain of just turns out to be a ruse.
Crow parents are silence in the trees, planning for a strategic way to dive bomb their predators.
by Her Royal Crowness February 7, 2018
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Parent's Rights

Hym "No motherfucker, whenever anybody want to talk about 'Abortion rights' or 'Trans-Rights' you're all 🤓 'Wellsh, TECHNICALLYSH, You don't HAVE rights becaush muh constitution!' And you have these ALSO IMAGINARY rights... You ALSO have IMAGINARY rights you're just making up on a whim. Now you have 'Parent's rights.' Where does it say that 'The parents dictate the school curriculum?' Where in the constitution does it say that? NOWHERE! THAT'S FUCKING WHERE! See how quick the tables turn?"
by Hym Iam August 9, 2023
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mexican parents

by ursidebitch September 14, 2020
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evil parents

Just your typical every day parents you know yelling at you all the time, making you do all the chores in the house, yelling at you because u have a B in 3 classes and all A’s in others. Telling you your not good enough, stuff like that. Making you so pissed off you want to scream and cuss them out and baracade yourself in your room forever.
Dude you have some pretty evil parents
I know right, god I hate them”
by Yasss Queen November 6, 2018
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Sugar parents

"Sugar parents" phrase : A wealthy family with lots of money to spend on sponsoring a child that's not theirs so they can fill the hole their problematic marriage has left in their soul.
"I need money but I really don't have enough stamina for a sugar daddy "

" Just convince the Kardashians to be your sugar parents instead"
by Imjaredim19andineverlearnedhow December 14, 2019
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Parental Rebate

The money you get from your parents for buying something on your own.
Adam: Eric, how much did those shoes cost?

Eric: 80$ but with a parental rebate thats about 40$.

Adam: SICK!
by itzz pink August 15, 2009
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