The real problem though is that those who are awkward around girls over-think the spooning issue and assume there's a problem (this is a larger issue as the result of movies such as Mallrats). There is in fact no problem, assuming the dude is the big spoon. The dude, assuming he is a left-leaner, need only put his right arm over the chick, his left arm under her through the natural crook created by her neck, clasp the arms together through the boobs and be safe. D'uh. Fucking tards.
Dude #1: Schwoah brah, I just realized that there's no need to amputate my awkward arm, the real issue is that I'm just awkward!
Dude #2: Yeah dude, suicide's really the only option for you.
Dude #2: Yeah dude, suicide's really the only option for you.
by Daniel Betts October 31, 2007
Get the awkward arm mug.when one forearm is more tanned than the other. this phenomenon is due to one side of your body being closer to a car window than the other. the condition gets more noticeable after long drives, hence it is named after truckers. if you're driving in America your left forearm gets tanned. if you're driving in the UK your right forearm gets tanned. if you're driving in Asia you're probably fucked anyway so it really doesn't matter
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Get the trucker's arm mug.An apt way to describe ones chap, when, but only when, on removal from ones pants the lucky lady gasps with delight!
by Simon October 11, 2004
Get the Babies Arm mug.Refers to the rather unfortunate tan you get on your arms from wearing t-shirt's in the summer. Very similar to 'Drivers Arm', the Farmers Arm originates from the country region of Australia and can also be obtained from driving down long dirt roads in the summer with 3 other mates and a carton of beer.
Katie: "Let's go to the pool, its so bloody hot"
Linda: "Yeah, I need to get rid of these farmers arms"
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Linda: "No way, I'm not going anywhere with this farmers arm"
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Linda: "OMG! I've got farmers arm"
Linda: "Yeah, I need to get rid of these farmers arms"
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Linda: "No way, I'm not going anywhere with this farmers arm"
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Linda: "OMG! I've got farmers arm"
by Bretho November 8, 2006
Get the farmers arm mug.when you get older or are just really flabby and then lose weight you get extra skin under your armpit that you can jiggle like jello.
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Get the arm-a-jello mug.An individual who has extremely malnourished arms. He/she tends to sleep a lot. Food is visually consumed 90% of the time.
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