Archie

Old ignorant, racist, bigoted, or all of the above asshole who can't get past the societal norms of 1952.
The Archie Bunker type.

Women have the right to vote, drive, and work. Sit down and shut the fuck up, Archie.

by GrumpyMcFuzzball August 18, 2019

Archie

Someone who joins in (A conversation/ Party/ Whatever)uninvited.

He always butts into our conversations, he's such an Archie

by jims steak was raw February 7, 2020

Archie

A person who spends every waking minute of his life masturbating. His hand is permanently covered with white fluids and and his face is always drenched in sweat. He smells like a funeral and is afraid of any non-virgin.

Archie:*Sees woman*
Archie:*Pulls down pants and Starts to sweat*

by TheConnoisseur August 9, 2020

Sterling Archer

To act in an amazing yet compleatly self serving manner that, allthought helps other people,was done FOR THE SOUL BENEFIT OF YOUR SELF (be it an act of verbal social skill, physical accumen or mental wit) Also known to be likened too "shit I had something for this!"

Also a term for going on a rampage where you silently and secretly eliminate every oppositional force in your way- WITHOUT drawing attention to your self. (LIKE : local police, federal crime investigators)

After a good fight
"I kicked his ass! Just like sterling archer would've!"

After getting off an arrest charge
"I so "Archered" my way outta the interrogation"

by Mr cobbs February 27, 2012

Archie Syndrome

A syndrome where a guy is always been attracted to girls.

Dude #1: Did you see that? That guy has Archie Syndrome..
Dude #2: He's always been distracted by girls.

by ChoujinkiMetalder December 8, 2006

Archie

Daft stupid nonce with a fit mum called Joanne

Look at that Archie, bet his mums fit

by IpEiRcedMYFo0tonAspIkeeE June 11, 2019

Archie

A person who spends every waking minute of his life masturbating. His hand is permanently covered with white fluids and and his face is always drenched in sweat. He smells like a funeral and is afraid of any non-virgin.

Archie:*Sees woman*
Archie:*Pulls down pants and Starts to sweat*

by TheConnoisseur August 9, 2020