Angry Kanga

Standard Kanga poo stance with your cheeks held apart with each hand to open the button, coupled with a forceful push.

"Shit bro have you got a mop"

"why'"?

"I was a bit blocked up and took an angry kanga, now there is a bit of poo on your cistern and floor".

by Geglkdfjdlkjgdlfkgjdlfkgj90390 August 10, 2017

angry nigga hours

The time of day between 6:00-9:00am where a nigga can express their anger because of school/work.

Fuck! School starts in 20 minutes, thank god it's angry nigga hours so I can express my anger to rest of the world.

by a real ass nibba April 19, 2018

Angry shit

When you need a shit so bad but you are are so constipated you get angry and tense so hard you feel like your going to blow up

Chris- “I had an angry shit last night”
Sarah- “Me too. I felt like I was gonna blow”

by Wenlock May 4, 2018

Angry wizard

When a man is hitting it doggy style and he’s about to nut, he pulls out just before and dribbles spit onto the girls lower back to imitate cum. When she turns around to clean him up he angrily ejaculates in her face yelling “Shazaaam!” While using his dick as if it was a wand.

She thought I was finished but instead I gave her an angry wizard to the fore head

by Eskeeetit February 15, 2018

angry possum

When your parnter acts dead during sex.

I thought she was doing the angry possum but i just suck.

by I may or may not be a straight March 7, 2018

Angry Witch

An aggressive handjob. Where the giver scowls at the penis. Then at the end puts his/her head back mouth open. Like a baby bird waiting for a feeding..

I was in love once. He was mexican, or asian....I dunno something weird. We met in a k-mart bathroom and he gave me the best angry witch for hours...I dont think I will find true love like that again.. wherever you are Karl K. You the best.

Karl gives the best angry witch.

by Snootamaker November 27, 2018

Angry Saki

When you previously hooked up with someone and decide to engage in sexual intercourse with bubble tea pearls. You drink bubble tea as you you hit it from behind but during your final thrust you choke on the pearls and fire it at the back of their head. They should turn backwards and pull a jarf to finish the moment off. Like Pea shooters in Plant Vs Zombies.

Bertram: Hey did you see what Hubert did last night?
Brion: Yeah, he did the angry saki with his mom!

by CRAPABURGER mckhehghaye January 4, 2019