Great American Race 

A tournament which includes teams of 3, a 30 case of beer, an 1/8 of weed, a large pizza, and a 500 piece puzzle. First team to finish all 4 wins!

It is important that all supplies are from the same place
i.e pizza from the same hut
weed from the same dealer
same brand of beer
same puzzle
otherwise others might have an unfair advantage.

All team members must start attempting to finish all obstacles at the same time. For instance, you cannot finish the puzzle then start drinking. Or have one team member focus on smoking and another on eating.

Have fun!!

I'm competeting in the Great American Race tonight. If I die, tell my mother I love her.

Great American Race by magatron February 9, 2009

American Dream 

the ideal American life as fed by the media; 2.3 children, white picket fences surrounding a split-level house with a dog and a cat, and a station wagon or a minivan to take the kids to sports practice; impossible by its' nature

"The reason it's called the American Dream is you have to be asleep to believe it." -- George Carlin

American Dream by Shawn E. April 26, 2003

Americancer

The aspect of the United States in which giant greedy cut-throat corporations and/or corrupted politicians will do anything and everything they can to attain more power and money.

"President Bush's corruption just aids in the spread of the Americancer!"

Americancer by BasementDeathcamp January 27, 2008

amenah 

very poggers person tbh, they are so cool and really swag 😫😫😫

person1; omg do you see that person called amenah they're so swag!!!

amenah by pogchamptbh December 20, 2020

amenze 

river water,peaceful,beautiful, they love power, authority & leadership. They are good planners & very good at business. They are analytical, intellectual & determined. They are upright, intense, pragmatic, organized & steady. They are religious, efficient, trustworthy & compassionate. They are tenacious, & ambitious. They are skeptical, fanatical, fatalistic & spiteful but sacrificing too.

A is for accomplished, in all that you do.
M is for munificent, for you are extremely liberal in giving.
E is for excellence, your passion, your drive.
N is for nice, need I say more?
Z is for zany, the funny side of you!
E is for eternal, your spirit will live.

AMENZE is a unique and special name

amenze by UNIQUE NAME January 21, 2013

Amela 

A common name for a female in the espionage line of work, specifically for Russia. Amela's are usually hot-headed bombshells ready to blow in the streets and in the sheets. Amela's are huge nerds but like hot nerds. Amela's are really good at turning gay guys straight and then leaving them awkwardly, causing blue balls. Amela's have really strong personalities and are funny in the mean-witty kind of way and will roast anyone without giving a fuck.

"Dude I think Amela's trying to get in my pants"
"Nah man shes just trying to get you to spill government secrets"

Amela by amelaluvr123 September 1, 2019

auditing america

A Youtuber with approximately 100K subscribers who films various, seemingly random locations on the grounds of the 1st Amendment. Despite claiming a thorough understanding of United States law, he frequently states misinformation, deletes comments contradicting him, and blocks users who expose him. Furthermore, he lacks any press credentials or any other qualification to back his claim of being a member of the press.

Auditing America is honestly retarded.

auditing america by TheHonestCalifornian November 7, 2019