afterburner

A fart that starts quiet then blasts at the end.

Dude - I was at the library, started a quiet fart and thought, what the hell, time to turn on the afterburner.

by RNPS January 13, 2008

After Fart

The little fart that always follows after you let a massive one rip.

"Man, you only heard the fart, the after fart was waaaay better."

by Goffray June 30, 2009

after aps

anyhting that would be considered an appetizer that is eaten after you have already finished your meal.

example - chips

hey john, im still hungry do you have any after aps?

by midnite><og April 27, 2007

after-shot

A person who appears to have been particularly ravaged by drug use; specifically, methamphetamine (crank) or crack. Specific traits may include missing teeth, open facial sores, disheveled hair, pale complexion, dramatic weight loss, unpredictable behavior, or serious lack of personal hygiene.

Derived from the deterioration of meth addicts documented through their police mugshots ("before and after shots").

Have you seen Dave recently? He's a wreck. I don't know what he's been doing, but he's become an after-shot.

by Flernk July 12, 2007

After Pubes

The pubic hair left in the bathroom after one shaves or trims for the first time in awhile. No matter how much you try and clean them up, they never leave.

"Common John! your after pubes are all over the counter...and the shower!"

"Oh shit, my after pubes are everywhere, I shouldn't shave in my parents bathroom anymore."

"Next time, I'm gonna trim my pubes outside. These after pubes in my bathroom are so annoying."

by ronald.p.reudolf December 3, 2010

ASG (After sex glow)

The warm fuzzy feeling one gets post pucking

ASG (After sex glow) - Josep! Thank you for the amazing pucking today. It has left me with a great ASG. Can we cuddle in the wet fatch now?

by Scunnert Pict November 14, 2019

morning after balls

The nasty, sweaty, slimy and stinking mess that is your crime scene after a particularly heavy night. Usually the state of them will offend even yourself, and you are often in such an extremely hungover state that you have missed your opportunity to shower that day. The only cure is to scrub thoroughly and treat with Gold Bond. This can have various causes such as: 1)dancing all night, allowing for a sufficient coating of sweat to turn rancid while you sleep; or 2) after a night of particularly excessive sexual exploits, the 'maturing' of 'love fluids' on the affected area.

Today is probably one of the worst days of my life, I've got a beastly hangover, don't have any of the right books for my lectures, and a killer case of morning after balls. Can I borrow your shower?

by MrKoi May 31, 2007