advanced adulting

Being so profoundly capable of adulting that you don't even think about it anymore.

"My mortgage is paid off by my credit card that is paid automatically every month and the points are transferred to the airline company for immediate upgrades when traveling for business without surcharges"
"Holy shit dude, you're advanced adulting already"

by JewDoc2 November 9, 2019

Advancimals

Some weird show with animals

Advancimals are advanced animals

by pee s three27 January 24, 2022

Gameboy Advance

Basically everyone's childhood if they were ages 3-12 in 2001-2004. This system is hailed for having the best version of the best game of every Nintendo game series, Metroid, Pokemon, Final Fantasy, and almost any other series you can think of; even the not so well known ones like Legend of Zelda: Minish Cap are still thought of as great games. Not to mention it's good battery life and small size to add to it's portability.

Everyone got the DS, but I just stuck with my Gameboy Advance.

by JoetheMiner November 3, 2015

Childish Advance

When one shoots their shot with a ten-year-old with a PHAT ASS.

Father Murphy gave a boy in the choir a childish advance.

by Mr.Diddler March 5, 2019

Mind Advancement

Mind Advancement is defined as the collective breakthrough across four levels: Physical, Mental, Emotional and Spiritual. To achieve a breakthrough in each level of Advancement is to attain a deeply meaningful and desired outrageous goal that was previously believed to be unattainable. Combined, one is significantly transformed and propelled towards rapid, exponential, purposeful and conscience-driven success in life. His old mental model is thus rendered obsolete, left behind and he undergoes a personal evolution towards a new and functional version. Consequently, as his emotions, habits and results advance, his lifestyle is completely changed – all by his design.

Jane used to be burnt out, confused and overwhelmed by emotional burdens. Even though she was doing well financially, she felt empty inside. After experiencing Mind Advancement, she healed from within, put her emotional baggage down and gave her identity a complete overhaul. She was reborn into a person that was filled with gratitude, clarity and the confidence to succeed in life.

by CompleteTerrorBarrier February 18, 2020

time zone advantage

When someone from another earlier time zone tells someone happy birthday before you

Person: Happy Birthday! Was I the first one?
B day person: no my friend from Britain told me first
Person: that doesn't count they had the time zone advantage

by 420NoScopeCoreyNThaFazeClan July 1, 2017

The Odessa Advantage

A female who works the dark arts and whispers to the managers or directors usually about other harder working co-workers a negative story with polished details added to make it seem like truth. She raises herself above others by some type of sexual, mental and/or head-game manipulation in order to excel herself to levels of higher authority. She is seen doing evil all over whispering to others dark ideas while these ideas only derrive from the darkness within. She is loved by all Directors and Managers as the greatest. As she uses the dark arts to cast a veil over their eyes so they can't see her true nature to which one would stroke out or die by a hear-attack.

that's The Odessa Advantage... it always works.

by kchambers88 June 12, 2018