sexy bitch with fat tits and a nicotine addiction. he likes the younger lady’s and isn’t that good in bed. his first love broke his heart and he still hasn’t recovered. it’s ok tho he’s cute and is a babe. gotta make sure he keeps it legal tho
by sexymofo420 May 24, 2019
Get the ashtonmug. 
by Darksun456787654 March 18, 2022
Get the Ashtonmug. by chms tea hoe🧐 October 16, 2019
Get the Ashtonmug. An enigma of a man. He'll complain about something being in a video game, but if someone says it to him as a compliment, he'll accept it with honor and pride. He also typically tends to dislike things for the reason that they're popular, or that children like it.
"Did he complain about how a popular thing is bad, but then accept whatever that is when it's a compliment for him? What an Ashton move."
by Beans Lover 56765 July 30, 2021
Get the Ashtonmug. conner ashton is a great, sweet, nice, guy. usually english. he has many talents like running, playing uno, and oddly bartending too. conner ashton is a easy guy to talk to, he often has a bright red face when laughing, or just when the weather is above 20 degrees. conner ashton is tall, solidly built, chubby (Guinness gut), blonde, red in the face, and are usually gay for men called jon. jon and conner ashton usually go at it pretty hard in the bedrooms of telopea when everyone else is asleep after a long shift at a british inspired bar. conner ashton us also the type of guy not to shut the fuck up about the maillard reaction.
"that guy looks cool, he must be a conner ashton."
"yeah he's the man, he has a fernet branca coin."
"yeah he's the man, he has a fernet branca coin."
by Hugh Balas January 22, 2024
Get the conner ashtonmug. 