by Frogman3253 February 26, 2018
Get the booty driver mug.A skinny dude who has a sexual infatuation with fat women. Typically targets them as they're easier than high maintenance broads.
Harold: Man have you seen Johnny lately?
Tim: Nah he's been off driving tanks again.
Harold: he sure is one for them plus size girls. I guess he's a "tank driver" now.
Tim: Nah he's been off driving tanks again.
Harold: he sure is one for them plus size girls. I guess he's a "tank driver" now.
by Hard Eric Sean August 12, 2016
Get the Tank Driver mug.The most based user to ever live. hobbies include purposely pissing people off, being a bigot, and posting repulsive imagery. lost count of how many servers he's been banned from. calls the people who have blocked him his kill count.
David: Hey guys did you hear that Punished Driver got banned
Kyle let me guess right wing extremism and shock porn.
Kyle let me guess right wing extremism and shock porn.
by Dr. Able September 24, 2021
Get the Punished Driver mug.Someone who is too lazy to brush the snow off of their car before driving it and instead brush just enough off to see through. The result is a vehicle almost completely covered in snow with the exception of a small opening on the windshield thereby giving the vehicle the appearance of a tank.
I almost got hit by a tank driver as I drove into work today after the snow storm. He couldn't see me with all the snow on his car!
by Upper Tupper January 6, 2012
Get the Tank Driver mug.A person that constantly speeds up and slows down... then speeds up and slows down, causing traffic to act like a slinky being dragged across the floor.
"That Slinky driver needs to pick a damn speed. Yes, your brakes are still there.. Oh.. found your gas pedal again I see"
by jwalker8680 September 25, 2019
Get the slinky driver mug.Someone who drives a Volvo (a car brand that has always marketed themselves with safety). They are usually bad drivers and create a hazard for other drivers. Typical behaviors include driving well below the speed limit, failing to park properly, and more.
Volvo cars are poorly built, and ironically, can be very dangerous despite their safety focused marketing. Issues like brake and suspension failures often lead to crashes.
Volvo cars are poorly built, and ironically, can be very dangerous despite their safety focused marketing. Issues like brake and suspension failures often lead to crashes.
by Four Loko Frat Guy October 27, 2023
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A vehicle in which the owner originally buys for a Nice, Summer car but will not drive in; rain, snow, heavy wind, mist, foggy days, etc.
A vehicle in which the owner originally buys for a Nice, Summer car but will not drive in; rain, snow, heavy wind, mist, foggy days, etc.
"Hey man! How come I haven't seen your 'daily driver' Audi lately?"
"It looks like its supposed to rain today even though the forecast shows nothing."
"Oh! So its a weekly driver, not a daily. You drive a daily, everyday."
"It looks like its supposed to rain today even though the forecast shows nothing."
"Oh! So its a weekly driver, not a daily. You drive a daily, everyday."
by Bama_Boss August 24, 2023
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