scooter boys

my dad said their the boys who will die virgins

hun scooter boys are virgins for life.

by kickrocks November 28, 2020

Scooter Boy

A boy that uses a scooter.

Typically one that has a scooter that is silver and runs smoothly.

“Look its another Scooter boy!”
“How many boys have scooters?!”
“We need to find a new scooter boy! That guy is outdated!”

by heeeheeeee July 19, 2022

Side Scooter

(Noun) A female (in some rare cases there can be male ones) who commits to a scooter greaser’s way of living. Also known as a side bitch or side hoe. Typically called on when true wife/spouse, gf/bf or significant other is gone or busy.

Look at those scooter greasers! And look there’s Betty, thats his side scooter!

by Seamon-ster July 16, 2018

Floor Scooter

FLOOR SCOOTER
A being who scoots across the floor to rid themselves of dingleberries.

Man 1:Dude I didn't know you were a floor scooter.

Man 2: Tis was them.damn dingleberries

by Smackschacksmocksnack November 14, 2024

Kenny scooter

Slang /(anagram) for :strokey nonce

“Oh my! Look at him with all those underage kids, what a Kenny scooter” “That Kenny Scooter is touching a 15 year olds thighs”

by cultural wizard November 03, 2019

Rusty Scooter

Another term for hand job

Charlie received a rusty scooter

by Johnston Strudle October 25, 2020

Scooterized

The act of being ran over by an oversized or elderly person on an electric scooter, particularly in the grocery store.

Man i was shopping when an older person on a scooter ran my foot over. I got "scooterized".

by plumberboy123 October 21, 2020