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I want a real man 

What skanks say when thy want a man to financially support them because they don’t have the desire to seek gainful employment. Often they don’t possess the skills or work ethic to hold down a job, but mostly it’s because they are resorting to their skank roots and offering sexual favors in exchange for support because it’s the only thing they know. Often the sexual favors traded are of low quality and most men with the means to support themselves and a female companion will instead find a trophy wife.
Girl A: I am sick of these boys. I want a real man.

Girl B: Me too, I want a man that loves all 300 pounds of me.
I want a real man by CDC REFUGE September 18, 2018
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not a typical man 

A man who has been told his whole life how special he is and wow is he special. He's the most typical modern man with the most typical life but he walks around like his poo doesn't stink. If he had any guy friends he would realize he's the same as every other typical man. Instead he wallows in self pity and uses his every day typical life problems to treat everyone around him like shit.
I'm not a typical man, I have feelings.

You think you know who you're messing with but I'm not a typical man.

I would ask him why he's having so many bad days but he would lie because he wants everyone to think he's not a typical man.

A white man 

A carrier and a peaceful protester, Police would say

they can basically get away with anything
Look! theres a white man robbing that woman

"nah they're fine its just kinky roleplay"
A white man by BreadTaken January 11, 2021

It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken 

What a woman typically says to her husband when her lips begin to hang.
Man- Honey, your lips are loose.

Wife- It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken

a Withered Man 

Mikey Crossley, Claude Taylor etc
a Withered Man is that a band? No it's Mikey Crossley. And he bolts like a prepubescent girl
a Withered Man by Reid0 September 30, 2010
When sultan try’s to be cool but fails
wow sultan ur such a sad man
A sad man by NineOuttaTen April 28, 2019

A_US_MAN 

Hey look he loves USA oh it must be A_US_MAN
A_US_MAN by A_US_MAN August 20, 2020