To Face-Stalk (the act of Face-Stalking) involves a person (the Face-Stalker) obsessing over another person or people on Facebook. The Face-Stalker will spend hours reading wall posts, viewing photos and sifting through numerous status updates to gain as much information as possible about the person whilst never leaving any evidence that they have viewed the page. The Face-Stalker works incognito and will never write a comment on the victim's page or photos, as not to raise suspicion.
see also facebook stalker
see also facebook stalker
"I found that girl from the other night on Facebook, and her page isn't set to private so i Face-Stalked her, she's single, she hates cornflakes, she's going on holiday next month ... etc etc"
"Somehow she knew where i was going to be - i bet she Face-Stalked me, she's not even added as a friend so i don't know how she did it"
"Somehow she knew where i was going to be - i bet she Face-Stalked me, she's not even added as a friend so i don't know how she did it"
by thefacestalker April 26, 2009
Someone who has a face like a witch. Stringy hair, rotten teeth, moles on their face, long face, long chins, huge foreheads, and dark circles under their eyes. A crooked nose, a cackling laugh. Mean and scares people away
Rose Marie is the scariest person in Grand Rapids because she has a witch face. and mean witch attitude.
by The Beautiful One May 13, 2023
WHORSE FACE: A person so fugly who possesses similar facial characteristics of that of a horse but yet still manages to sleep with everyone (also known as a whore)... Whorse Face
Dude Did you seriously sleep with Whorse Face, That girl has a face that is half buck teeth and she has aids!
by emthom07 June 22, 2010
The feeling of surprise after you see someone’s full unmasked face for the first time and they look totally different than you thought they did.
Wow! I had only ever seen him with a mask before. I had such face shock the first time I saw him. He looked totally different than I thought!
by Reflecting back March 21, 2021
1) The face made while eating fatch.
2) The normal face of a person that looks like the face somebody would be making while they eat fatch.
2) The normal face of a person that looks like the face somebody would be making while they eat fatch.
Anna has a fatch face.
by jed h July 26, 2008
Oh, Gurl! She might dress like a truckstop hooker but she knows how to beat a face.
Miss Stoppertunity beat my face before the pageant.
Miss Stoppertunity beat my face before the pageant.
by Tsa Tsa May 02, 2010
Term originating from small circles of Counter-Strike gamers. Refers to the act of doing something extraordinary or with great excellence. Also synonmous with 'pwning' in gaming. Can be applied in various forms as long as the words "face" and "stomp" are included within the text, although there are exceptions to this rule.
1. "You just witnessed a face stomping.
2. "That guy just got face-stomped."
2. "Dude, I'm stomping faces right now."
3. "I just stomped that math test's face!"
4. "Facial stompage."
2. "That guy just got face-stomped."
2. "Dude, I'm stomping faces right now."
3. "I just stomped that math test's face!"
4. "Facial stompage."
by God. January 22, 2006