1st Emperor of the Internet

Declaring himself openly in 2020, the current Emperor of the Internet is Charles Edward Carver III and resides in Florida.

The ruler of all cyberspace he fights for a free flow of information. The Emperor also relies on birds from the Corvid family to deliver information around the world.

"Hey, did you know the ravens report everything to the 1st Emperor of the Internet?"

by 1st Emperor of the Internet December 12, 2020

cringe lord the 1st

A guy named nathaniel or jonathan who is so cringy you consider them a cringe lord

Donald:That guy is cringe lord the 1st
jack:whats his name?
donald:jonathan
jack:no wonder

by Oof roblox oof October 12, 2019

1st law of physics

Anything that is fun, cost at least 8 dollars-----Eric Cartman

Stan: Wow Cartman that was really fun.

Eric: I know, and it only cost us $8:99 thats the 1st law of physics.

by South Park extrodianaire May 20, 2010

Private 1st class

An enlisted rank in the United States Army, Marine Corps, and Air Force that is above private and below corporal/lance corporal.

Private Smith was promoted to private 1st class.

by Nicolaivich January 19, 2004

1st degree murder

First-degree murder: any intentional murder that is willful and premeditated with malice aforethought.

Expamle: Is when some shoot some one that counts as a 1st degree murder and you possibly receive the death penalty.

by Catinthejar July 10, 2018

1st Gear Snap

When one accelrates in their automobile very slowly in first gear, until 4000 RPM's are reached, and the driver mashes the accelerator to the floor. If you drive a Saturn Sl2 or compatible, you will be glued to the seat and most likely have a mental orgasm. When the second gear is reached, the driver will once again crank down on the gas pedal until redline is reached. By now, you are most likely breaking the speed limit and need to calm the F down

My friend was braggin about his honda, so I gave him a 1st Gear Snap so he would shut the F up.

by Mark LaFrance March 3, 2005

1st Rule Of Tumblr

The 1st Rule Of Tumblr Is, Your Facebook Friends Should Never Know About Your Tumblr

Person A: "Dude My Fb Friends Keep Postin Dumb Shit All Over My Dashboard."
Person B: "Dude, 1st Rule Of Tumblr"

by The Guy In The Silver Shorts October 14, 2011